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*Having walked for days he hacks through overgrown plants and vines to reveal the oasis that is Rancho Relaxo!!!!*




*Tears well up in eyes at realisation that this is where he wants to spend the rest of his life, away from the stresses of London and breastfeeding in Cafe Nero*


*He takes in the view behind him*




*Dusts of the bar and starts pouring drinks... Wonders when the others will get here*

* slightly dissapointed that somewhere called Rancho Relaxo doesn't have a vat of chili on the go *

* but then I'm disaapointed when anywhere doesn't have a vat of chili on the go *

* takes a can of beer and does that thing that John Cusack does in 'Say Anything ' *

Sean, I think the chili is an essential element, Keef, there must be some here, surely? Beer and chilli on a Tuesday afternoon, can't think of anything better! Lights up, coz he can.


*helps himself to a beer*


*puts up poster*

http://www.shoulderpads.net/characters/gib37.jpg

*sighs*


Darts then :)

*Nudges Jah and points towards field next door boasting healthy crop of pot plants* ;-)


*Realises calendar hasn't been turned over since last visit in March.... Flicks over to July...*


Bloody Hell, Miss July is DulwichMum in that White CK bikini she was wearing last time we were here!!!!!!!


*Puts DM up next to Krystal Carrington*


*Sits with feetdangling in pool and sparks up*


This is the life! B)

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