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Watching Father Ted tonight, my wife said..."Father Ted - I don't get it."


Playing golf a couple of weeks ago a guy said to me...."Mrs Brown's Boys - I just don't get it" - I thought, what a twat.


I can't really make this type of remark about my wife's lack of respect for Father Ted though - what should I do? There is no future if we can't reconcile this issue. Help.

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I don't like poker? first I knew - love poker but rarely comes into my life.


Double irony...my investion of "Mrs ????" doesn't really exist, as in she walked from the money - as women aren't greedy like men. I'd guess GG plays poker with the main aim being for fun not money, happy to be corrected by the GG.

???? Wrote:

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> My missus doesn't get gambling. When we were in

> Vegas she played 6 hands of blackjack, doubled her

> money and said 'this is boring' and wondered off.

> Madness.


Maybe she doubled the ?1 you gave her and wanted a Coke - job done.

???? Wrote:

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> My missus doesn't get gambling. When we were in

> Vegas she played 6 hands of blackjack, doubled her

> money and said 'this is boring' and wondered off.

> Madness.


I'm with her


On my Vegas honeymoon, I was asked why I wasn't playing "not my cup of tea really, bit boring" and I was up on my betting money too.


"Maybe you'd be better off away from the table" said the security guy, taking my drink, leading me elsewhere.


Seeing a Philippino lady (dead in the eyes) play two slots at the same time, with a a bucket of coins propped on a seat for each one, just about finished me off. (as did the swim up poker/roulette table in the pool, as did the fibreglass trees)


Yeah yeah - I get that "for that moment when i'm deciding where I place my money, i'm in control of what i'm doing" thing - but boring as hell, even worse hearing about it.


Meh - with added Meh !


Father Ted is genius tho - poor you Mic.

Oh dear mic mac, how could you have gotten this far? You even went on holiday to Vagas with this woman.


Does she understand the "this cow small, that cow far away scenario"?


Completely with her on the Mrs Browns boys tho - I am of the ginger persuasion and from that neck of the woods, so I can say with total authority it is utter sh*te.


Go for anulment, I am sure there must be a clause that covers "the missus doesn't get Father Ted".

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