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hiya, i was just wondering if anyone else heard the noisy helicopter that kept me and my daughter awake all night it seemed to be circling duwlich and i was just wondering if anyone else noticed or knows why it was circling if there was an accident or something,

thanks donna x

the-e-dealer Wrote:

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> 'bout now Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > No, it was the sanctimonious pillock Police but

> > somehow they missed you.

>

> Maybe it was the sense of Humour Police trying to

> find yours!



Now now lads...lol

the-e-dealer Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> 'bout now Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > No, it was the sanctimonious pillock Police but

> > somehow they missed you.

>

> Maybe it was the sense of Humour Police trying to

> find yours!


Evenin' both, my snout HonaloochieB has allowed me on to his 'line' in order to have words with the pair of you.


The name's A'Bart. First name, Larkin.


D.S. Larkin A'Bart of the Sanctimonious Pillock Task Force, currently on attachment to the National Ongoing Network Seriously Engaging Narky Sods Eejitin'.


Squad.


You're both in breach. Take my word for it.


However, if you're both prepared to accept an 'Eeh You Are A Caution An' No Mistake', we'll say no more about it and we can all get ourselves up the Mag for a pint with some of my other snouts.

HonaloochieB Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> the-e-dealer Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > 'bout now Wrote:

> >

> --------------------------------------------------

>

> > -----

> > > No, it was the sanctimonious pillock Police

> but

> > > somehow they missed you.

> > >

> > Maybe it was the sense of Humour Police trying

> to

> > find yours!

>

> Evenin' both, my snout HonaloochieB has allowed me

> on to his 'line' in order to have words with the

> pair of you.

>

> The name's A'Bart. First name, Larkin.

>

> D.S. Larkin A'Bart of the Sanctimonious Pillock

> Task Force, currently on attachment to the

> National Ongoing Network Seriously Engaging Narky

> Sods Eejitin'.

>

> Squad.

>

> You're both in breach. Take my word for it.

>

> However, if you're both prepared to accept an 'Eeh

> You Are A Caution An' No Mistake', we'll say no

> more about it and we can all get ourselves up the

> Mag for a pint with some of my other snouts.


Cripes, it's the Rozzers, we've bin tumbled.


Scarper, quick lively.

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