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Hmmm interesting... funnily enough me and my current beau (I say "current" not because I am some commitment phobic foppish cad, but because it remains early days...) were asking ourselves the very same question after a delightful bout of slightly hung-over Sunday afternoon love making... and we concluded the following:


The size of a ladies "whatsit" (and I'm not taking garish orange cheese snack...), matters just as much as the size of a fellas "ding-dong" (and I'm not talking big shiny bells, or may be I am... I digress, as usual.).


Indeed we concluded, on this basis, we were a perfect match (Yes, I know, sure she tells all the boys) - due to (drum roll please)... the rare phenomenon that is "MBSS" or "Mutually Beneficial Sexual Sizing" as we have now rather pompously coined it (course we haven't... that would make us wankers...which, actually, we also are - mutual ones of course - I digress, as usual).


And, as a fairly alluring thirty plus fella, I can confirm the crucial importance of MBSS. Over the years, I've frustratedly waved my wand in a Royal Albert Hall or two, barely touching the sides and, conversely using exactly the same appendage (thank god), I've squeezed my perfectly satisfactory party-sausage into pleasingly tight spots - a la Mrs Chumley-Warner in a Porsche Cayenne on a residential side street.


So in rigorous scientific conclusion?


The size of a man's tackle matters little if you have a chuff the size of a bucket.

James Wrote:

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> >>to he** with size... what about circumcision???

>

>

> i know it's barbaric, unnatural, etc... but it's

> so much better for certain things!! sorry lads.

>

> Can you elaborate on this?


yes, but i'm not sure whether it will pass the censors!

It's not just width and muscle tone that make women's 'chuffs' different sizes, it's legnth too. If a guy can't hit the G spot but she has a kung fu grip, it's ok for him, but not for the woman. So for some women I think that smaller gents may not do the trick, but I agree with Mr-Marmora-lover that matching up chuffs and ding dongs is what it's all about because a guy who is big enough to reach a woman's g spot but who she can't accomodate fully cos she is too small is apparently just as bad for the guy, as the small guy is for the lady who wants more (or so I've been told - never had that problem myself being an accomodating kind of girl if warmed up properly).

I know exactly where my G-spot is thank you very much Mr MP.


The G-spot is a myth , myth was perpetuated by some up-their-own-arse, frigid, man-hating, elitist feminists like Koedt and Luce Irigary who wouldn't know an orgasm if it hit them in the face!

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