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An acquaintance of mine, having been excluded from bars frequently in his youth for excessive letching, now likes to press his nose and hands up against windows whilst reviewing the chattel inside.


I'm assured it leaves a very satisfying dual-condensation rocket trail and has a surprising impact on the customers....


;-)

James Wrote:

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> Um, is this ladies only a la Loose Women or are

> "the gays" allowed to join in?

>

> There is a hottie who works in Ed on Northcross

> Road who gets my vote. He has that well-bred,

> public school educated look about him. Good

> cheekbones. And he always looks well-scrubbed with

> a slightly scruffy edge (I like a nice clean

> bloke). Plus I like his 80s jumpers. Anyone agree?



i agree - also the Green & Blue guy (Polish?) gets my vote :-$

  • 3 weeks later...

To be honest, I'm a bit upset with the lack of local talent. Now I know there are plenty of you hotties hiding out at home having spent hours slaving away at work and then falling home only to venture out on the weekends leaving just dust trails as you rush to more exciting spots outside our lovely SE22. I know because I see you all coming and going in hoards on the trains.


So I've decided for us all, we should have a "Lovely Girl Contest." We have these in Ireland and they go down a treat.

I'm sure we can get a few guys to do the judging and all the "Lovely Girls" can have a meal out with me.


Result.

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