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Ra-da-dadadada dada daada Ra-da-dadadada dada daada Ra-dada daaada Ra-dada daada Ra-dadadadadadadadaDA DA (repeat)


Spotlights swing and drums roll as Moos enters in clown costume including (natural) enormous feet, and performs series of handsprings around the ring.


Roll Up! Roll Up! to the EDF Lounge's very own Circus Room! Here you can tame lions, swing from trapezes, fire yourself from cannons, throw buckets of glitter, squirt water, drive silly cars, dare devils and make the crowd sigh.


This room is for people in the mood for foolish fun - enjoy!

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Damn Mockney! missed again, ouch!! thats the third time this week! I told Louisa to keep him away from the booze! (hurrys off to the first aid room where handsome first aid gent attends to my punctured hand!) hike sequinned miniscule thong leotard out of butt! and turn down Mockney's attempts to assist me in relation to the same!



Sorry not very good at this hence all the edits! :-S


Groan.....i'm dying, somebody have mercy and help me out, not good at all at this kind of thing (wishes had just chuckled along reading other people's posts!)

*muffintop smiles coyly and gets up from her rest by Nellies tootsies, and wanders over to Moos who cannot see the concealed contents of a full bucket of Nellies latest offerings being hidden behind her back, she now has an *evil grin* (ok I'm not that mean, make it water hehe!)

*Grudgingly stomps in wearing too tight red tailcoat and a ridiculous and bent top hat, steps over PeckhamGateCrasher*


"OK sort yourselves out, we've got actual customers coming in this weekend. Can somebody please get the quivering clown off the tight-rope, I think he has suffered an embarrassment, clean the elephant poo of Moos and Kel PLEASE stop scrubbing Nelly's bits, its not good for her and the audience over the weekend will be mostly good Irish Catholics and they wont have come to see THAT sort of show"


"Why is the BigNumber5 wrapped in Bakofoil? I have told you before we are NOT doing the human cannon ball thing again, not after the last miss-calculation; "Huguenot the Howitzer" ended up in Singapore, a pity as he was fired in Plumstead. Clearly BigNumber5 is made for the dwarf-tossing, volunteers to be the tosser?"


"Please take the knives out of Louisa, you know only the silver ones have any sort of effect, AnnaJ can do the knife throwing she is good with blades, qualified and everything - also useful if things go... a bit pear-shaped. Piers will have to be given light duties, he is still gibbering - in Spanish"


"Moos can do the savage untamed beast, chair and whip act. Who wants the chair and the whip?"


"Andrew D Black, we need you, there is an opening in the Bearded Lady Department"


"Oh yes, why didnt anybody catch PeckhamGateCrasher?"

Hey, I'd have fitted nicely into that cannon if you hadn't veto'd it - just improvising now.


At my size the career options are usually limited to human cannon-ball, being thrown about or cleaning the underside of the elephant using a hat with a brush on it, which smells and I'm not doing it again.

And on come The Flying Honaloochies.


HonaloochieB, his younger brother Honaloochieb, his older smarter brother HonaloochieB+, their Greek cousin Honaloochiebeta and their Irish uncle Honaloochie BeJaysus.


In the ring is a see-saw and some balancing poles.


At first glance the troupe has a certain ?raggedness? about their movements.


On closer inspection it becomes apparent that these are men who have lunched recently and well.


An almost tangible thrill of anticipation runs through the audience.


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