Work...Urgh!

[Jah Lush]

I've been off work and off sick for the last six weeks and today I had my first day back in the office and bloody hell I wish I was back at home or down the pub.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Discuss.

[SeanMacGabhann]

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[TillieTrotter]

Didnt you get bored and abit lonely sometimes though Jah? Six weeks is a long time!

[citizenED]

Welcome back to SAWS, Jah. In your case that's the Sick At Work Society. Hope you get ill again soon.

[MadWorld74]

what did you do to be off for 6 weeks? (I'm looking for ideas here!!!)

[Brendan]

I feel your pain Jah. All I can say is, fucking cunts over fucking here at fucking work always fucking fucking with my fucking shit and it's a fucking right fucking cunt of a fucking pain in the fucking arse

[Jah Lush]

I had chest and back pain, which for the most part was agony. I had x-ray, scans and blood tests wherein I found out I had high blood pressure, high cholesterol and liver damage (so I won't be having one of those again) but they never discovered what it was, probably muscular though and nothing serious and in the end my doctor said it was just one of those things. Huh?

Bored? Lonely? Tillie? Are you kidding?

[Keef]

Maybe she was kidding, but I bet your wallet is a lot lighter than it has been for a while!!! ;-)

Good to have you back sir! And just think how good that first pint on Friday will taste this week!

[KalamityKel]

Or indeed this evening ;-)

[Jah Lush]

Indeed! My pockets have never been so light. I'm flat broke. The one thing that helped alleviate the constant pain was drink and drugs and they cost money I can tell you that. Still, I wouldn't want to advocate drink, drugs and insanity but they've always worked for me.

[Keef]

At least you still have a wallet, even if it's empty ;-)

[Jah Lush]

Actually Keef, I don't have a wallet and have never carried one. Wallets are for tight-fisted buggers. Perhaps that's why I am perenially skint.

[KalamityKel]

Yes Keef man u shouldve known better... its a PURSE! ;-)

[Jah Lush]

Kel, You can't make a purse out of a sow's ear.

[KalamityKel]

Well... :p

[Jah Lush]

Put that tongue back in your mouth young lady.

[KalamityKel]

Y? Im trying to... no best not go there :-$ hehe

[Annasfield]

Welcome back Mr Lush, you have been missed (particularly in the Football Focus thread). (tu) Glad you're feeling better.

[Jah Lush]

Why thank you Annasfield. I've only been back five minutes and already I've booked a week off.

[Annasfield]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Why thank you Annasfield. I've only been back five

> minutes and already I've booked a week off.

Good work. :))