HonaloochieB Posted July 8, 2013 Author Share Posted July 8, 2013 Thanks Uncle Glen, for keeping us up to date with new poxes. I'll be putting that in my book of diseases that fornicants are liable to. Ellipsis, it sounds rum, though but. Puts me in mind of one of those ones that eats away at your...Oh no, I can't carry on! It's just too rotten (oooh, what am I sayin'? I'll be havin' nightmares I tell you).Where's me sal volatile? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-660069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 8, 2013 Author Share Posted July 8, 2013 Eeeh, that's better.So Uncle Glen, coincidentally I had an Uncle Len who were always a bit different.Kind and used to assist us wi' our stories, poems and styling.He went off down to that London and completely disappeared.Then a couple of three years later we were told we had an Auntie Glenda we could correspond with.Now I'm not as green as I'm cabbage-lookin' so there were nowt foolin' me.So might you have any idea where Uncle Len might have got to? And what Auntie Glenda's address in that London is?If you need to spend money, then of course I'll reimburse your expenses. I have access to postal orders.I'll want receipts, mind! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-660090 Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleglen Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Our Uncle Len left London and disappeared to the West Country somewhere... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-660288 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 10, 2013 Author Share Posted July 10, 2013 The 'gentleman' tasked with the responsibility of driving the vehicle that took me on the first part of my journeyto my place of work this morning. He managed to deliver me. In fair condition, other passengers, notwithstanding, certainly in one piece.But was it necessary for him to have his shirt unbuttoned to the extent one could almost discern with what he'd broken his fast?I hurried from the conveyance, distrait at his seeming disregard for any bus company dress code.But at the same time highly and I have to say strangely appreciative of his 'ABS'.Was it just me?It was a 343. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-660625 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 My blessed Mothers friend Mrs Beattie has a touch of cancer last year, not too bad. Killed her though. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-660718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 11, 2013 Author Share Posted July 11, 2013 Eeh, Michael I've known people die of shame, before they succumbed to the, you know, C-A-N-C-E-R.I don't know if it's coincidental, but the spreads after t' services were gorgeous on both occasions, RED salmon sandwiches and proper Markses profiteroles.Almost made us forget t' tragic circumstances of the events. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-660862 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 25, 2013 Author Share Posted July 25, 2013 Now, I came in here for something, wait. WAIT. I know I did.Oooh, I know it were metal, that much I'm certain of.Now, think, Key? Penknife? Baking tin? No, leave me, it'll come, sure as sixpence? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-664725 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 25, 2013 Author Share Posted July 25, 2013 Has anyone got any sixpence pieces?If you do, send them to that nice Brian May, the queen (I don't judge me), I hear he uses them to 'wring sounds' out of his guitar. Some find it entertaining, I hear and he married that one out of Eastenders and he thinks badgers are inoffensive, so he's got a pleasasnt disposition I suppose.But, no it weren't tanners I come in 'ere for. Not that sort of metal.Eeeh, I'll get mithered any minute, now. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-664733 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 25, 2013 Author Share Posted July 25, 2013 Cold chisel? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-664736 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 25, 2013 Author Share Posted July 25, 2013 Oooh, I just remembered, it's me Iron Maiden 'Piece Of Mind' CD I were after, I knew I'd get there soon enough.That's grand, I can calm down, now. You might say I've 'peace of mind'. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-664740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted July 25, 2013 Author Share Posted July 25, 2013 A finer mind than mine, Bruce Dickinson perhaps, might say the whole thing were 'ironic'.Not for me to say. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-664744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted August 28, 2013 Author Share Posted August 28, 2013 Sainsburys.Dog Kennel Hill.Today.Till.Discount vouchers.Expired.Given a 'look'.Saucy Little Madam.Resisted informing SLM in the loudest voice possible that I've two grandchildren, one studying medicine and t'other in a seminary and letting implication hang.Exited shop, turned left.High ground. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-674327 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted August 28, 2013 Author Share Posted August 28, 2013 I mean top o' hill, just outside school and high ground - moral.Thought it best I spelt it out, just in case that little chit were watching.YES MADAM, YOU! If you did but know it. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-674362 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Marvel Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Up late for a granddad weren't you?Was Sanatogen involved? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-674431 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Curtain Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Gluten free ?Not down here in the Kent countryside, no!Combine harvester going all hours of the nightRetired city men in pastel shades, eating in very average pricey restaurantsOnce captains of industry, no wonder country's on it's knees Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-674992 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted January 7, 2016 Author Share Posted January 7, 2016 Is it absolutely, really, completely and it would seem bloody (pardon my French) de riguer (that's the the bloody French for you) that youngsters of 25 or thereabouts just stroll about the place acting as though thay're adults and 'informing' real adults what indeed might be what?I recall that upstart Mick Jagger trying those shenanigans once and see where that got HIM! No sympathy for the rogue.It can't be just me, surely? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-945306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 It's an unfortunate fact these young upstarts think they know everything. I know I probably did too. What goes around comes around. Bah! is what I say. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-945378 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulwichFox Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 I wish that I knew what I know now When I was younger. I wish that I knew what I know now When I was stronger Rod Stewart. Foxy.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-945384 Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxxi Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 It all started when we had to ask the little blighters which button to press to work the thingummy... slippery slope. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-945385 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandNewGuy Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 DulwichFox Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I wish that I knew what I know now> When I was younger.> I wish that I knew what I know now> When I was stronger> > Rod Stewart.> > Foxy..Written by the two Ronnie's ? Lane and Wood. Rod's never written a decent song in his life... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-945431 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loz Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 BrandNewGuy Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Written by the two Ronnie's ? Lane and Wood. Rod's> never written a decent song in his life...Maggie May and The Killing of Georgie weren't too bad. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-945435 Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 He's alive, Huzzah and xxx Honnie Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-945438 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandNewGuy Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Loz Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> BrandNewGuy Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > > Written by the two Ronnie's ? Lane and Wood.> Rod's> > never written a decent song in his life...> > Maggie May and The Killing of Georgie weren't too> bad.Maggie May was good (though co-written with Martin Quittenton), but The Killing Of Georgie was ghastly schmaltz. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-945448 Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Most people should be shot regularly but the young especially Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-945461 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted January 8, 2016 Author Share Posted January 8, 2016 ???? Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> He's alive, Huzzah and xxx Honnie I welcome your joy at my continued survival and am chuffed to NAAFI breaks you're still vigourously patrolling the EDF yourself.But while I appreciate the sentiment, lets stow the xxx's eh, old top.This is after all London, not ruddy Mayfair. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/3721-the-old-fogies-thread/page/10/#findComment-945850 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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