Best Swearing In Films

[mockney piers]

Gunnery Sargeant Hartman has more good swearing moments than dozens of other films combined, but a couple of favourites

"You climb obstacles like old people f@ck."

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the f@ck off my obstacle. Get the f@ck down off of my obstacle. Now! Move it! I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!"

And Withnail appreciation society moment, it's not sweary, but one of my all time favourite quotes:

"Look at him, his mechanism's gone"

[giggirl]

Let's not forget Danny. My favourite moment in the whole film is when he takes of his sunglasses.

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

[HonaloochieB]

Cool your boots and get back on topic.

[giggirl]

Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?

F*ck off! We're the People's Front of Judea

[Keef]

Have to agree with Brandan, Kevin Smith films all the way!

Also, the closing speach in Team America always cracks me up!

[mrfuckoff]

Fuck Off Film

[HonaloochieB]

Welcome Mr F*ckOff.

You came about during Roger Hargreaves's blue period, I presume.

[mrfuckoff]

Not fucking sure, I just have a really foul mouth and a website about films which is really rude, thought you bastards might appreciate it

[HonaloochieB]

This bastard thanks you kindly, Mr F.

[Jah Lush]

I like the gang fight scene at about ten or 15 minutes into Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange with the lines straight from Anthony Burgess's novel and his invented language Nadsat that Alex and his droogs use. Not strictly swearing but certainly inventive invective.

"Oh oh oh. Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou."

[HonaloochieB]

Good spot JL, Nadsat is indeed good invective without being exactly 'sweary'.

I can never dip soldiers in an egg without thinking of them as 'lomticks'

[Keef]

Not a film, but I have to say that I have been rather shocked at the language in Deadwood! Hearing Lovejoy using the C word is a bit weird!

Bloody great series though, just started series 2.