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Gunnery Sargeant Hartman has more good swearing moments than dozens of other films combined, but a couple of favourites


"You climb obstacles like old people f@ck."


"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the f@ck off my obstacle. Get the f@ck down off of my obstacle. Now! Move it! I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!"


And Withnail appreciation society moment, it's not sweary, but one of my all time favourite quotes:


"Look at him, his mechanism's gone"

Let's not forget Danny. My favourite moment in the whole film is when he takes of his sunglasses.


I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

I like the gang fight scene at about ten or 15 minutes into Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange with the lines straight from Anthony Burgess's novel and his invented language Nadsat that Alex and his droogs use. Not strictly swearing but certainly inventive invective.


"Oh oh oh. Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou."

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