Cat owners - lets save the planet together!

[woodrot]

the amount of energy needed to start up a computer, log in and begin typing up another lost cat post may be the most important thing you will ever do - but have you ever thought about the energy wasted in doing this ?

Why bother starting a new thread every time mr socks doesnt appear for a few days. Why not just use the one you started last time and just bump it up and update the details where needed.

hey presto.Energy saving tips from the cat filled dungeon of woodrot

[edcam]

You're beginning to sound a teensy bit like a tosser now woodrot.

[Sue]

edcam Wrote:

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> You're beginning to sound a teensy bit like a

> tosser now woodrot.

xxxxxx

Ah that's unfair, it made me laugh :))

[Alan Medic]

Can there be degrees of tosserness? Surely you are one or you are not.

[KalamityKel]

woodrot Wrote:

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> the amount of energy needed to start up a

> computer, log in and begin typing up another complaint about lost

> cat posts may be the most important thing you will

> ever do - but have you ever thought about the

> energy wasted in doing this ?

>

> Why bother starting a new complaining about a thread every time mr

> socks doesnt appear for a few days. Why not just

> use the one you started last time and just bump it

> up and update the details where needed.

>

> hey presto.Energy saving tips from the cat loving yet slightly mentally disturbed woodrot

Well put! ;-)

[nxjen]

woodrot Wrote:

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> the amount of energy needed to start up a

> computer, log in and begin typing up another ANTI cat post may be the most important thing you will

> ever do - but have you ever thought about the

> energy wasted in doing this ?

>

> Why bother starting a new thread every time mr

> socks ANNOYS YOU. Why not just

> use the one you started last time and just bump it

> up and update.

>

> hey presto.Energy saving tips from the cat filled

> HOME OF NXJEN

[edcam]

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> Can there be degrees of tosserness? Surely you are

> one or you are not.

I was being kind but if you want to push the matter then well yes, yes he is.

[maxxi]

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> Can there be degrees of tosserness? Surely you are

> one or you are not.

One can be "A bit of a..." most anything (including tosser). I thnk you're confusing it with pregnant.

[Alan Medic]

Is Woodrot pregnant then?

[Alan Medic]

...........pregnant paws?

[El Pibe]

Pregnant with impotent rage at the vacuous, infantile society, sucking at whatever contrived, ercatz (see what i did there) teat du jour is wafted afore us, we have become? Perhaps.

[Burbage]

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> Is Woodrot pregnant then?

That could be seen as an insensitive comment. For all we know, Woorot was once a frolicksome schoolgirl who dreamt of nothing more than founding a cat sanctuary on a mediterranean island, like all her classmates. But if life after St Borgia's was harsher to Woodrot than for Bunty or Tiggy or Mo, as seems likely, then it's possible she may have been forced to explore a career under a famous Sussex healer, a career that might have, for reasons we need not go into, gracelessly expired during the Summer of Love. Following which, she might well have discovered other talents in pest control before celebrating her dotage in a bedsit on the Peckham Borders, with only Dubonnet and The Mortifier - both a tool of a trade and a memento of a tragic teatime - to fend off the haunting reminiscences and sordidly persistent regrets.

None of us are perfect, and we all, from time to time, dream the unspeakable dream. But there are worse things than that, and a little kindness and consideration wouldn't go amiss.