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Reports of overly paranoid middle-class types in East Dulwich


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Please be on the look out for these folk, they can be easily spotted as they will not make eye contact with strangers in the street, suspect anyone not of an anglo-saxon disposition, consider the local council to be in their personal employ and will almost certainly be in possession of at least one infant in a pushchair.

Neil/Dani Wrote:

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> Please be on the look out for these folk, they can

> be easily spotted as they will not make eye

> contact with strangers in the street, suspect

> anyone not of an anglo-saxon disposition, consider

> the local council to be in their personal employ

> and will almost certainly be in possession of at

> least one infant in a pushchair.


Close but no cigar. And where's the mention of Iceland and yummy-mummy? Better luck next time ;)


Louisa.

All too easy, my work here is done. Davidh flicking through your 11!? pages of postings concerning your petty whines and rants was so sadly depressing I'd have thought you'd welcome some human eye contact, it must get dreadfully boring talking to your pets all the time.

It's those poncey East Dulwich based professional illustrators, who offer a bespoke digital arts/illustration service that really make the place a festering middle class ghetto.


Bet you sport the full Jacques Cousteau hipster look with rolled up jeans too.


Knobend.

*Bob* Wrote:

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> Promoting your business AND slagging off your potential clients .. in the same place.


Ha ha. A 'professional illustrator' complaining about people being too middle class??


We'll have the Reiki practitioners complaining about hippies next.

???? Wrote:

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> Personally I like spotting and reporting

> 'creative' middleclass types who really think

> they're both different and original....biggest

> pseuds of the lot


I respect the people who go out clearly not giving a shit, arse hanging out of trousers etc. There are still some of those.


When they run their trousers sometimes fall down.

They all sit around with their lap-tops in cafe nero taking up 2 tables. Cafe nero should turn off their wi-fi and they would sell more coffee and stuff. I've given up going in there now- I just stand around outside talking to people who come out because they can't get a seat.

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