Things that have made me laugh 2

[*Bob*]

I guess it's either an insult or a compliment, depending on who's saying it

[El Pibe]

I always figured they all disliked the English regardless ;-)

[Mick Mac]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> worst parallel parking ever

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> 14 minutes...14 minutes!!!!!!!

I was sent this by my sister a couple of days ago. It was filmed by a friend of my niece. Check out the Ballymena accents.

[El Pibe]

No way, cool.

Loved the accent.

[Loz]

WI embarrassed by dressing as pirates for talk by former Somali pirate hostage. Truly brilliant.

http://www.thisisnorthdevon.co.uk/Parkham-WI-embarrassed-dressing-pirates-talk/story-18871181-detail/story.html#axzz2S9UgsPZ9

I love how they take a 'if you want to join this band of insensitive nutters..." ad on the end of the piece.

[Loz]

"Angry people in local newspapers". Fantastic.

http://apiln.blogspot.com/

[*Bob*]

[HonaloochieB]

I thought she was OK 'til she told us she'd "had a couple of drinks but I'm not drunk".

Sorry she wasn't well at the end, maybe she lost that 18 pounds too quickly.

[DaveR]

This should probably be in the news thread, but it did make me laugh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-22542222

[Sue]

The menu at The Montpelier includes "Beer-battered cod, Chips, Crushed Peas".

CRUSHED peas?

Is this some artisan version of mushy peas?

Are they crushed by hand in their own kitchen? I need to know.

[maxxi]

Sue Wrote:

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> The menu at The Montpelier includes "Beer-battered

> cod, Chips, Crushed Peas".

>

> CRUSHED peas?

>

> Is this some artisan version of mushy peas?

>

> Are they crushed by hand in their own kitchen? I

> need to know.

More importantly did they buy them on the cheap? I mean, are they crushed and devalued peas?

[numbers]

Sue Wrote:

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> The menu at The Montpelier includes "Beer-battered

> cod, Chips, Crushed Peas".

>

> CRUSHED peas?

>

> Is this some artisan version of mushy peas?

>

Are they crushed by hand in their own kitchen? I

need to know.

Sue - they probably are :))

That's how I do mine, I crush 'em with butter+chilli flakes+mint (a bit Nandos of me but there you go) - delicious.

Mushy peas are a different beast entirely.

[Sue]

:)) Maxxi

Numbers, oh duh, clearly I am still years behind everybody else in the culinary knowledge stakes.

I never even really got as far as pea shoots :))

Pea shooters is more my era, come to think of it :))

[stacey-lyn]

I was thinking more along these lines. Don't try this at home Sue

[Sue]

Oh dear.

Even before the end of the clip I was thinking toenails.

Crushed and crunchy peas :(

[El Pibe]

wow

I think I can guess what social networking site he created!!

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/4864144/which-is-better-6-databases-with-5-000-000-tables-or-5-000-000-databases-with/4864182

[Annette Curtain]

Look away now Sue if I were you

Crushed Potatoes to go with your Crushed Peas

Nursing homes have done this stuff for years, where did you say you were ?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q5b7Ix7OaP0/SdBDeoVqlcI/AAAAAAAABI8/OGWTv6qz-IA/s400/crushed_potatoes_scottish.jpg

[KalamityKel]

Child: "ewww ewww ewww a dead frog! a dead frog! ewww thats disgusting!"

Parent on close inspection of said dead frog: "no dear, it's a banana skin"

[KalamityKel]

An ad outside an offlicence...

"We have beers as colds as... your ex's heart"

[El Pibe]

Louisa may need to look away now....

most people not the class they think they are

[Siduhe]

I think it means that the last round of incomers (who moved here several years ago) now feel that they've been here long enough to trot out the same kind of stuff that they've forgotten people said about them back when they arrived.

The king is dead. Long live the king.

[Sue]

A Florida pastor set fire to more than 2,000 Bibles that he believed to be Qurans before authorities could extinguish the flames and arrest him.

http://www.newslo.com/fla-pastor-accidentally-burns-2000-bibles-in-protest-of-911-attacks/

[Dopamine1979]

http://i.imgur.com/s7cPWfe.gif

[El Pibe]

Fuckyeux Tapestry 110 metre long obscenityfest

[Loz]

People having their picture taken during a particularly surprising moment in a 'Haunted House' attraction. Funny what people do in a moment of fear.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2013/oct/07/faces-of-fear-canadian-haunted-house-in-pictures