Robert Peston is GOD

[ibilly99]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8TQMciXUJJo

A tongue-in-cheek video tribute to the legendary BBC Business correspondent Robert Peston the man who can move markets. Some have cruelly likended him to the evil planet scavening robots from the hit TV series Dr Who.

He is now a hit in the UK because of his panic mode style of delivery and his near ubiquitous presence on BBC News as markets meltdown and we get ever closer to Great Depression 2.0

Cometh the hour cometh the man

Music is the title theme from Forest Gump

[dulwichmum]

iBilly99 darling,

You are clearly very talented at IT wizardry type stuff, but apart from congratulating you on your on your skill in the making of short films for Youtube, I really feel the need to ask you consider getting out more.

Really now sweetie.

Bless...

[ibilly99]

Ouch - you're not wrong dulwichmum - but no more harmless than painting or drawing or spending time on bulletin boards,just a more modern form of artistic enadvour and one you can share with the world !

Have a great day

ibilly99

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Indeed! Who can forget his portayal of Harold Hill in "The Music Man"?(tu)

Sadly missed i.m.o.

[ibilly99]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8TQMciXUJJo

dulwich mum is a heretic - behold the new God

Robert Peston is now a shimmering orb of pale blue light hovering about four feet above his chair at the BBC Television Centre.

He continues to break stories on the financial crisis, but it has now taken the form of perfect knowledge beamed directly into your mind, or transmitted via a series of low, vibrating pulses.

BBC director general Mark Thompson said: "Robert is risen above the physical plain. He is both the essence and the vessel for all that is and will ever be.

"He is no longer Robert Peston, BBC business editor. His atoms are now woven into the very fabric of the universe. He is become pure news."

The BBC has also appealed to householders to limit their electricity use as the ball of light that used to be Robert Peston continues to suck millions of volts directly from the national grid.

Across London thousands of ecstatic followers poured into the streets to celebrate Peston's new form. Two goats were sacrificed outside JP Morgan as half-naked staff danced round a disco glitter ball.

Meanwhile the few remaining sceptics tried to jam Peston's transmissions by wearing a plastic bucket on their head.

Tom Logan, a trainee accountant, said: "He only err gets all these err stories, because he err spent much of the err last 10 years with his err nose rammed straight up err Gordon Brown's err dirt box."

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8TQMciXUJJo

[macroban]

Robert Peston is certainly more attractive (and more useful) than Stephanie Flanders.

[ibilly99]

Yes indeed particuarly as she still inhabits the physical plane - can you imagine a Video tribute to Stephanie Flanders - I thought not - that would truly be a waste of time dulwichmum !

[HonaloochieB]

If I could just contribute my tuppence three farthings.

I reckon that he could be the nose-picking auntie-Christ.

ROBERT PESTON = PROBE SNOTTER.

A coindence? If you like.

But what would the the gullible make of it?

They're people too, you now.

Nearly.

[dulwichmum]

Dear ibilly99,

Could you make a nice short film about Ray Winstone? I am sure you would get so very many hits indeed! *swoon*

[ibilly99]

mmm I could but that would surely be madness !

In the meantime my Your Song mashup -

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jBycLWtvc3M&feature=user

[ibilly99]

Ray Winstone - sorted !

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ocRGfmy8lYU

[RosieH]

Robert Peston makes my *rse wink

[RosieH]

OMG winstone.

nice work - would just have liked to see a little Will Scarlett in the mix - Ray Winstone up a tree (k.i.s.s.i.n.g.)