The Off-Off Topic Thread

[jumpinjackflash]

My aunt used to drive a Nissan Sunny and before that she had a Datsun Cherry (i think). It was well embarassing when she picked us up from school. Now she wants a Figaro.

[Brendan]

My first car was a 15 year old Datsun Pulsar (here's a pic) Well it was 15 years old 15 years ago.

I loved that car. It made a beeping sound when you put it in reverse.

Mine was rusty/gold just like in the picture but it had a red D for Datsun on the wheel trims.

I sold it to my mechanic and he put fur on the dashboard and tinted the windows. He also never gave me back the Metalica tape that was in the radio.

[sallyfran]

My sister went to school with Elvis Boswell.

[sallyfran]

You can still buy blancmange powder but it's getting harder to find.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I am Spartacus.

[Jah Lush]

I've got a sister in Toronto who's a nurse

and I've had a bit of bother laying turf

It's life not books that's taught me all I've learnt

wherp! in that oven my rice pudding's getting burnt

Ere! Have you seen the new attachment on me drill

I must have the cat put down because he's ill.

Hi Neighbour!

[Michael Palaeologus]

I think you will find that it is "Sparras" that cant sing.

I had a nice pasta supper tonight.

[Moos]

Should I pick the red one or the yellow one?

Either way, a bit chilly.

[HonaloochieB]

The way that, that Jordan has been bitchilly having a go at poor husband Peter Andrews.

Makes your blood run cold.

[Moos]

Shosh thinks I'm a boy. Astounding, said the Gruffalo.

[HonaloochieB]

The Who. Live At Leeds. Inadvertently invented heavy metal. And we've never looked back.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Osbourne & Little make charming wallpaper.

[Brendan]

Stay on topic please.

[HonaloochieB]

Brendan, yes I remember Brenda. Breda, her name was.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Breda's Castle was a Trap One specialist at the late,lamented Catford Greyhound Stadium back in the early 1990's.

He once won 5 "H1" Top Grade Hurdle Races in succession.

[HonaloochieB]

Top grade hurdle races. Races grade top hurdle. Top races hurdle grade.

There's none of 'em makes any sense six ways to Sunday. And that's straight.

[Annasfield]

My feet are cold.

[citizenED]

Are there any Freddie Starr tickets left?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

citizenED Wrote:

Are there any Freddie Starr tickets left?

Nah! The hamster eat them all...

[Shu.Kurimu.Sensei]

maybe the mecha-houseplant took them?

http://www.engadget.com/2008/10/21/plantbot-takes-your-flora-in-search-of-sun-and-fun/

[jumpinjackflash]

Leopard Lilly plants are poisonous so cats shouldn't go around licking them

[KalamityKel]

:-$ I read that as "leopard Lilly Pants"... thought that was a little odd... cats and licking!

[Tony.London Suburbs]

cats and licking indeed.

I was once in a bar in Marbella when they played "Alive and Kicking" and simultaneously half the "clientele" got involved in a mass melee,brawling for most of the duration of the song.

Maybe it was a cue.:-S

[Brendan]

And so I says to them like, ?It wasn?t me what brought up mirkins in the first place.?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

"Thats IT Babe! You have broken my GOLDEN RULE!"...

Comment from a Guy to his Girlfriend who were the only other Diners that morning in the B and B. we were staying in around 1978 in York.