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I have it on good authority there is a conflagration of some sort which the Fire Brigade are attending to.

Billy Joel was in the house and because he was overheard remarking "we didn't start the fire" the police were called in to question him and ascertain the identies of his associates.

Nothing to see here, move along please.

AllforNun Wrote:

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> Oi benders !

>

> Put your telescopes away and stay the other side

> of the Rye.

>

> Thanks

>

> X


Thanks for that AFN.

Billy Joel's just been allowed out on bail.

But he let it be known that, he doesn't want you to go changing, and he likes you just the way you are.

I wouldn't dream of speaking for you of course, you may find his sentiments endearing.

He wanted to go on record as declaring himself an innocent man, though.

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