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He's still out there, in fact I just saw two, off to watch the footy at The Bird in Hand, a full on Geezer Boozer in Dartmouth Road


Shaved head, stocky built, wearing shorts along with an all year round tan, fading tat's and Reebok Classics


I somehow feel reassured when I see a proppa Geezer (not to be mistaken for a 'bloke' or a 'fella') ,it's like somethings don't change and I like that. No matter how many Hipsters, Flip Flops, Fops or new Dads move in to populate the local areas, there's still room for the resolute Geezer


Sydenham retains its full quota I'm pleased to say



"Go on my Son"


"Alright geezer"


"Geezer"

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Blockheads! Oi Oi!




You must have seen parties of Blockheads

With blotched and lagered skin

Blockheads with food particles in their teeth

What a horrible state they're in

They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests

Shoes like dead pigs' noses

Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers

A mouth what never closes

You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams

Dressed up after work

Who screw their poor old Eileens

Get sloshed and go berserk

Rotary accessory watches

Hire-purchase signet rings

A beauty to the bully boys

No lonely vestige clings

Why bother at all about Blockheads?

Why shouldn't they do as they please?

You know if it came to a brainy game

You could baffle a Blockhead with ease

How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole?

Or pissing in your swimming pool?

Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire

Black and orange cars

Premature ejaculation drivers

Their soft-top's got roll-bars

'Fill her up,' they say to Blockheads

'Go on, stick it where it hurts'

Their shapeless haircuts don't enhance

Their ghastly patterned shirts

Why bother at all about Blockheads?

Superior as you are

You're thoughtful and kind with a well-stocked mind

A Blockhead can't think very far

Imagine finding one in your laundry basket

Banging nails in your big black dog

Why bother at all about Blockheads?

Why should you care what they do?

Cos after all is said and done

You're a Blockhead too

Blockheads

Blockheads

Blockheads

(oi oi)

Blockheads

(oi, oi)...

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maxxi Wrote:

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> Yer can keep yer geezers an' blokes an' fellahs -

> we wus always chaps.

>

> http://thechapmagazine.co.uk/content/images/shop/b

> ack/58.jpg


Maxxi & Carnell are perfect bedfellow 'chaps' indeed


And i'm pleased Lady D has acknowledged her Classic wearing Geezer-birdness, I wonder what the tat depicts ?

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Seabag Wrote:

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> He's still out there, in fact I just saw two, off

> to watch the footy at The Bird in Hand, a full on

> Geezer Boozer in Dartmouth Road

>

> Shaved head, stocky built, wearing shorts along

> with an all year round tan, fading tat's and

> Reebok Classics

>

> I somehow feel reassured when I see a proppa

> Geezer (not to be mistaken for a 'bloke' or a

> 'fella') ,it's like somethings don't change and I

> like that. No matter how many Hipsters, Flip

> Flops, Fops or new Dads move in to populate the

> local areas, there's still room for the resolute

> Geezer

>

> Sydenham retains its full quota I'm pleased to

> say

>

>

> "Go on my Son"

>

> "Alright geezer"

>

> "Geezer"



Alternatively known as chavs

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Shaved head, stocky built, wearing shorts along with an all year round tan, fading tat's and Reebok Classics


With usual addition of a gold chain around the neck, sovereign ring perhaps, a nice "cut here" tattoo tastefully round the neck, or perhaps a tasteful leaping Millwall lion tat on the calf. Winners one and all.

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???? Wrote:

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> Many geezers are diamond as we all (should)

> know.....judging people on appearances alone is

> just a load of prejudice shite. From what buggy

> they push to how many sovs they wear.....same

> sh1te


Equally many are shite, as we all know. Same shite.

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