Help, squirrel in my butt!

[Bumpkin]

the water one..

can it go in the brown bin?!

and what do I do with 2/3 of a waterbutt full of eau de squirrel?..

that will teach it to eat all my bulbs, dig up the pots and eat through the bird feeder. A harsh lesson tho.

[Salsaboy]

If you leave it in the water butt perhaps it will turn into a delicious liquid feed for the garden.

[Robert Poste's Child]

It'll go green and slimy first. If you have a decent compost heap it will eat a squirrel or magpie in a few days (according to my grandfather, who took no prisoners where his garden was concerned).

Brown bin seems wrong (unless someone else's, obviously). Perhaps wait for dark and put it somewhere where it can re-enter the food chain. Then pour the water on the garden.

[Salsaboy]

Why not have it stuffed as a warning to other squirrels that your garden is a no go zone?

[Catzy]

I had a dead squirrel in my garden a couple of years ago and called the council and asked what to do. They told me not to put in the brown bin but put in the green one.

Hope that helps

[aquarius moon]

Poor thing :(

Can't you put mesh or something on top to stop things falling in?