New words

[charliecharlie]

oh no.... another of my famous typo/spelling errors

sexciting

that's what I meant!!!

Bellenden Belle Wrote:

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> "and you have some sexiting times later"

>

> Mmmm, surely sexiting is that last farewell @#$%&

> before you move onto pastures new?

[bigbadwolf]

Oh come east Dulwich what are you all playing at. The big daddy that was once mentioned on University challenge that was dragged from the archives of Viz's Profanissaurus and summerises Sarah Jessica Parker is 'BOBFOC'. Body off Baywatch face off Crimewatch.

[HonaloochieB]

FiddleFart - a male the exact size of Ronnie Corbett.

Thanks Mum.

[HonaloochieB]

Feltzer - Person, usually female with an undiscriminating attachment to an oracle.

[SteveT]

Jowellerist - a person who 'dirties their paws' but is deemed pure and innocent

by blind and deaf scrutineers, and escapes all tarnishment.

[Mikecg]

Aah! you mean someone who is Teflon coated SteveT, I think theres a few here at work like that.

[SteveT]

There are Mikecg far too many in this society, and the law is making it so you can no longer speak the truth lest you be sued.

It smacks of 50s Russia when it heaved with secret police and no one dared to speak openly with their neighbours.

There should be a word for it..........gagging, no it's not precise enough we need a new word....

[Huguenot]

With thanks to the Daily Mash...

OED researcher Nathan Muir said: "The dictionary can accept neologisms if there are frequent enough references to its definition in common culture.

"Following a thorough appraisal we are now satisfied that 'ronaldo' has become sufficiently analogous with a lying, pig-eyed sack of donkey turds."

Other new definitions in the next edition include:

Clarkson: (adj) Where the truth of an opinion is inversely proportional to its popularity amongst the mentally ill. The assertion that cyclists are worse than Hitler is profoundly clarkson.

Bale: (n) A tantrum completely out of proportion to the perceived slight. On hearing the cafe had run out of cinnamon, Nikki threw a bale until someone smacked her with a teapot.

For example: "Half a dozen new posters did a Bale on the ED shooting thread whilst AFN, typically, did a Clarkson."

[Brendan]

>:D

[SteveT]

Moos wrote:- crater-faced sockmunchers' whilst describing misbehaviour of bigbadwolf.

on the corporal punishment thread....

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Either MM or MP wrote about "Abrogating" your responsibilities.

One or two other recent words describing internet terms that I was not familiar with.

I invented one the other day which no-one could be assed to pick up on when I described a "Plexegon" of Primroses.

[????]

A "theft of Daffodils" shurley

[Tony.London Suburbs]

???? Wrote:

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> A "theft of Daffodils" shurley

Here is your Host+ Nicholas Parsons...here is your theft Nicholas Parsons just doesn't cut it Quidsy:)

[SteveT]

Louise noted the disappearance of daffs from Peckham Rye and Park.

To quantify a 'theft of daffs' I guess it must be an armfull:-$

[Tony.London Suburbs]

SteveT Wrote:

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> Louise noted the disappearance of daffs from

> Peckham Rye and Park.

>

> To quantify a 'theft of daffs' I guess it must be

> an armfull:-$

an "armful"?? thats nearly a host...!!