Mum shocked by 'dogging' exploits - SLP 13 April

[SeanMacGabhann]

Ah the old delerium-tremens paranoia kicks in - poor DM

All I will say is I found you a delight to talk to all evening (as I did everybody else - statistically that should be nigh-on-impossible right?)

[Michael Palaeologus]

An absolute delight indeed.

The "Oh my god everybody is disappointed when they meet me" attacks of mild paranoia were quite amusing as well ;-)

But, still no Batdog.

[SeanMacGabhann]

slash karter

[Michael Palaeologus]

or Shambles - not the same without you Shambles and you didnt meet the fragrant Dulwich-Mum!

[dulwichmum]

You guys were all so cool. You were terribly tolerant of me considering my hard line view of the action that should be taken against any sexual deviants in our community. I felt sure I would be run out of town.

[karter]

I was there in spirit you guys. Who is dulwichmum in the fotos?:)

[Polly D]

Where is Shambles by the way? Haven't heard from her since she went off for three-generational Easter event ...

[mockney piers]

shambles is on hols down west couintry way, i only know this because i'm a stalker.

I'm going to pook at Lairy. But i'm usually wrong. DM you are a superstar. But then so are our usual suspects John and Mike.

I for one will will shiver with the fear for a bit. hopefully come up smiling tomorrow though.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Mockney, dear boy - what is this thing "pook at Lairy"?

[mockney piers]

Pook, pop, yo uknow. As for lairy leery larey? I'd just never really thought about how it was spelt before.

[Huguenot]

I'm still absoultely clueless... ;)

[dulwichmum]

I'm still clueless too, please explain...

[mockney piers]

nothing to explain. I rarely make any sense at the best of times.

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Mockney,

Wait until you have children dear heart, it is all ahead of you.

DM

[Michael Palaeologus]

It is such a comfort to know that is not just me that doesnt have a clue what is going on around me.

[mockney piers]

** Lounged - I blame that mockney piers personally, tsk tsk **

[Michael Palaeologus]

Hah, hah, hah!! You enjoyed that didnt you!!??

OH THE POWER, THE POWER!!

[dulwichmum]

Mr Mockney is indeed a gentle and kind individual. He does not enjoy exerting power over others.

DM

[Michael Palaeologus]

Noe of us think that we will enjoy exerting power, until we have it .... and then .....

Madness comes to the surface ...

I fear poor Mockney is lost to us as a normal human being ...

[Ant]

It's like that experiment with the uniforms and the electricity and the prisons and, and, and...

*is a bit drunk on tokaji*

[dulwichmum]

Wasn't "tokaji" the name of that 1970's detective programme where the main character sucked a lollipop and had no hair?

DM

[mockney piers]

I guess he would have fermented a bit. But I think that might have been kojak.

ps I'm not power mad...please believe me

[Chartwell]

Mockney Piers, clearly you can't be power mad as anyone power mad would never say 'please believe me', they would run amok through the forum 'lounging' people left, right and centre, throwing their head back with a loud maniacal(sp?!) laugh!

[mockney piers]

Darn, my real identity has been uncovered

BWAH HaH Hah hah ha ha ha ha huuurh hurgh hhh..... *hacking cough*

 

[Keef]

That character used to freak me out a bit.... Wasn't he Penelope Pitstop's nemesis?