Xmas Hurrah! Welcome To Bar Mitzvah

[HonaloochieB]

It's a busy time of year for the elves.

Santa's little helpers, they are.

We should all raise a glass of good cheer to them.

Huzzah!

[Keef]

Indeed, and Santa,

Squeezes down those uncomfortable chimneys and gets covered in soot. Always tried not to make a mess. Makes sure the kids wake up to a lovely surprise on xmas morning.

What a guy!

[LuvPeckham]

I thought this was a new drinking den in ED, but then I discovered that they only sell Special Brew !!

As for Santa, why is that an Anagram for SATAN ? is there something we need to tell all little boys and girls that the man in the red suit, who offers you gifts if you keep quiet, is really an evil man and they should scream their heads off if they see him (and I bet the B'stard also eats all the Carrots as well)

[HonaloochieB]

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> I thought this was a new drinking den in ED, but

> then I discovered that they only sell Special Brew

> !!

>

> As for Santa, why is that an Anagram for SATAN ?

> is there something we need to tell all little boys

> and girls that the man in the red suit, who offers

> you gifts if you keep quiet, is really an evil man

> and they should scream their heads off if they see

> him (and I bet the B'stard also eats all the

> Carrots as well)

I'm sorry LP, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave the Mitzvah.

Try the Humbug up the road. I think you'll be better suited there today.

[LuvPeckham]

WHAT !!!

Kicked out already and it has only just turned midday

Damn, I thought I was doing okay today and was going to make it to 1 before getting barred again....

HB, Is this revenge for me telling everyone about you and Mr Moo's ??? now the cat is out of the bag it won't go back in (what on earth am I talking about now, best get coat and leave I think...)

[HonaloochieB]

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> WHAT !!!

>

> Kicked out already and it has only just turned

> midday

>

> Damn, I thought I was doing okay today and was

> going to make it to 1 before getting barred

> again....

>

> HB, Is this revenge for me telling everyone about

> you and Mr Moo's ??? now the cat is out of the bag

> it won't go back in (what on earth am I talking

> about now, best get coat and leave I think...)

And while you're at it I want every one of those beans back in the can.

[LuvPeckham]

Is that the same can the worms are in ?

[citizenED]

Oh, the joy of the run up to Christmas: Those little previews of whats on TV over the Season: Heaven.

[HonaloochieB]

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> Is that the same can the worms are in ?

No these are the beans you spilled. From the can.

Keep up LP.

[LuvPeckham]

I was, but I thought it was the Can of worms I open and not a tin of beans that I spilt

Must have had far too much blood loose recently as I am finding it hard to remember things !!!

[citizenED]

Oh the ecstacy of the run up to Christmas: all those gorgeous, tinkly Christmas songs starting to dominate the airwaves.

[Jah Lush]

Mulled wine and mince pies anyone?

[citizenED]

Precisely JL, and then the port and the brandy: My even the chocolates have liquer in them at this time of year. De-lightful.

[HonaloochieB]

'I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day'

If ever a song carried a meaningful message, it's that one.

Let's all raise a glass of good cheer to those splendid fellows Wizzard.

[citizenED]

And relations. Don't you just love meeting up with all the dearest Aunties, Uncles, Cousins, Nephews, Step-brothers, half-sisters, long-lost great grandmothers and the rest of the merrie crowd: the catching up, the how-do-you-dos, the cosy by-your-ways, the gift giving, the fond farewells. Thats what brings a sentimental tear to mine honest eye. blub.

[Moos]

Love Christmas! hurrah hurrah hurrah.

And since it is the season of goodwill and joy and peace and love and stuff, I forgive LuvPeckham for having such a punchable nose, and have just landed a delicate butterfly kiss on the end of it.

*spots Bellenden Belle and shoots off sharpish*

[HonaloochieB]

Oh, alright I know I've had a couple of more glasses of wine than I should have, but let's tie tinsel round our heads, and get out and have a bit of a bop to some Motown.

Yes you will, Cassidy and you too Abraham, or I'm never speaking to either of you again.

Come on, it's only once a year.

[Keef]

*Hangs some mistletoe above the door of the thread*

*Loiters whilst trying to look like there is a reason to be here*

[HonaloochieB]

Come in, come in, I'm going to open up a can of festivity on your asses.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Poor old donkeys - always abused and forgotten.

[HonaloochieB]

Now stop that PGC. Turn that frown upside down. No room for gloomy gusses in the Mitzvah.

Have a cocktail sausage.

They're pork.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Ooh, yummy. Kosher, I trust?

[HonaloochieB]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Ooh, yummy. Kosher, I trust?

Of course PGC. Nothing 'off the back of a lorry' in the Mitzvah.

We leave that sort of carry-on to the Humbug lot.

[HonaloochieB]

I know they're not our handbags, but let's dance around them anyway.

Come on.

[baglady]

first time here, oooh mistletoe....mmmmmmmmx