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I thought this was a new drinking den in ED, but then I discovered that they only sell Special Brew !!


As for Santa, why is that an Anagram for SATAN ? is there something we need to tell all little boys and girls that the man in the red suit, who offers you gifts if you keep quiet, is really an evil man and they should scream their heads off if they see him (and I bet the B'stard also eats all the Carrots as well)

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> I thought this was a new drinking den in ED, but

> then I discovered that they only sell Special Brew

> !!

>

> As for Santa, why is that an Anagram for SATAN ?

> is there something we need to tell all little boys

> and girls that the man in the red suit, who offers

> you gifts if you keep quiet, is really an evil man

> and they should scream their heads off if they see

> him (and I bet the B'stard also eats all the

> Carrots as well)


I'm sorry LP, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave the Mitzvah.

Try the Humbug up the road. I think you'll be better suited there today.

WHAT !!!


Kicked out already and it has only just turned midday


Damn, I thought I was doing okay today and was going to make it to 1 before getting barred again....


HB, Is this revenge for me telling everyone about you and Mr Moo's ??? now the cat is out of the bag it won't go back in (what on earth am I talking about now, best get coat and leave I think...)

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> WHAT !!!

>

> Kicked out already and it has only just turned

> midday

>

> Damn, I thought I was doing okay today and was

> going to make it to 1 before getting barred

> again....

>

> HB, Is this revenge for me telling everyone about

> you and Mr Moo's ??? now the cat is out of the bag

> it won't go back in (what on earth am I talking

> about now, best get coat and leave I think...)


And while you're at it I want every one of those beans back in the can.

And relations. Don't you just love meeting up with all the dearest Aunties, Uncles, Cousins, Nephews, Step-brothers, half-sisters, long-lost great grandmothers and the rest of the merrie crowd: the catching up, the how-do-you-dos, the cosy by-your-ways, the gift giving, the fond farewells. Thats what brings a sentimental tear to mine honest eye. blub.

Love Christmas! hurrah hurrah hurrah.


And since it is the season of goodwill and joy and peace and love and stuff, I forgive LuvPeckham for having such a punchable nose, and have just landed a delicate butterfly kiss on the end of it.


*spots Bellenden Belle and shoots off sharpish*

Oh, alright I know I've had a couple of more glasses of wine than I should have, but let's tie tinsel round our heads, and get out and have a bit of a bop to some Motown.

Yes you will, Cassidy and you too Abraham, or I'm never speaking to either of you again.

Come on, it's only once a year.

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