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Please Chavlet, let me come to your home to nurse you better. And while we are on the subject of extreme and top level weight loss... anyone out there with a tape worm, I would like to look after you too. Let me care for you, no, please. I feel your pain.


Have you any idea how much a colonic lavage costs in this credit crunchy age?


All of this home dining, instead of my usual evening restaurant fayre, has caused me to gain a couple of ...er... ounces, and I will take my opportunities for weight loss where they present themselves!

Feeling better this morning - sorry DM not sure if it's still catching and besides even though I appear to have lost a few pounds I have been left with very unattractive burst blood vessles all over my face from violently spewing my guts up.


Not sure if you'd be better off economising and going for the colonic instead.

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