I've got the vomitty bug

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I managed to keep the horrible flu that was doing the rounds at bay but have been struck down by the vomitty bug, so please entertain me from my sickbed EDFers.

[Jah Lush]

Sounds nasty. hope you're feeling better soon.

Recently I went to a party on the moon.

I wish I hadn't bothered.

There was no atmosphere and the price of the drinks were out of this world.

What's Uranus like?

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Haha, that's the spirit!

[Brendan]

14.5x(5.9742 ? 10to the power of 24)kg and -224 ?C with an atmosphere consisting mostly of Hydrogen with traces of Helium and Methane.

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you.

It was sent to me and it's very well written and I hope that you enjoy it too .

' WINTER '

By Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre

Shit It's Cold

The End

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Haha, short but succinct!

[Michael Palaeologus]

This may be useful:

http://apollomaniacs.web.infoseek.co.jp/bags/foreign/large/ALITALIA200601al.jpg

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

thanks mike - got my big sick bowl next to the bed tho, more eco-friendly.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I feel soooo sick

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

and bored

[Michael Palaeologus]

Are you recycling your vomit!?

[PeckhamRose]

Are you throwing up YOUR vomit?

[dulwichmum]

Please Chavlet, let me come to your home to nurse you better. And while we are on the subject of extreme and top level weight loss... anyone out there with a tape worm, I would like to look after you too. Let me care for you, no, please. I feel your pain.

Have you any idea how much a colonic lavage costs in this credit crunchy age?

All of this home dining, instead of my usual evening restaurant fayre, has caused me to gain a couple of ...er... ounces, and I will take my opportunities for weight loss where they present themselves!

[Michael Palaeologus]

I like an ample rump Dear-heart, worry not. Provides warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

[dulwichmum]

Oh Michael darling, thank God you are here. You are such a devil, you always make me smile...

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Smile" oh right. Sorry, I always thought it was trapped wind and an ill-fitting top plate.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Feeling better this morning - sorry DM not sure if it's still catching and besides even though I appear to have lost a few pounds I have been left with very unattractive burst blood vessles all over my face from violently spewing my guts up.

Not sure if you'd be better off economising and going for the colonic instead.

[MadWorld74]

I had the flu and the vommity bug last week. You just have to ride it out I'm affraid.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

That must have been horrible

[MadWorld74]

yeah why do things by halves ay? Oh I was also on anti biotics for yet another sodding chest infection. I really know how to be sick. Oh yah.