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I have a couple of "games" I've played whilst walking down the street since I was a kid, and still find myself doing it. One is where a car can only pass you between parked cars, if it passes whilst you're behind a parked car, you lose a life. I can often be seen suddenly jogging a couple of steps to "get to safety".


Oh dear.

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I've been walking these streets so long

Singing the same old song

I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway

Where hustle is the name of the game

And nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain

There's been a load of compromising

On the road to my horizon

But I'm gonna be where the lights are shining on me................

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Jah, I know for a fact I have OCD when it comes to certain things. I am not for example, the tidiest person in the world. However, if certain things are not in their place, I can't relax til I've sorted it! Old uni mates used to change little things around in my room at halls when I went off to the loo, and then watch me sqirm when I got back.
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Bellenden Belle Wrote:

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> I regularly have lengthy conversations with no one

> in particular as I walk around. I kid myself I

> have perfected this without moving my lips too

> much. Does everyone do this?




Fear not, Bellenden Belle - I do this too. I haven't mastered not moving my lips though.

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It's the Tom Wolfe theory of urban survival. He parades around in white suits, cane and a fancy hat and has been along various 'mean streets', his theory is that the more you look different in a rough part of town, the less likely the local ruffians will be able to process exactly why you're choosing to do it. They then leave you well alone.

Apparently it's worked for him, so you carry on Rosie, more power to the elbows your jazz hands are attached to.

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Take your hands into a position of an open clap - palms facing the audience (and darling one must have an audience), usually your upper arms will be close to your body (allowing you to extend during your big finale) then shimmer your hands from the wrist. Think Liza, think Al Johnson, think "omigod how fabulous darling am I?"

And smile. As if your life depended on it.

Easy.

Next up - the timestep.

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