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I found myself singing the Grand Old Duke of York out loud yesterday while I was on my own walking my dog around the park. Didn't even have any kids with me to make me look less of a nutter. I stopped as soon as I realised what I was doing, but I'd been merrily singing away for a good 20 meters or so without realising.

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> I don't know if it counts but I used to knock one

> out whilst watching Zena warrior princess.


BBW, I assume you're admitting to a w@nk as opposed to poleaxing one of the audience.

Just checking.

Let's just go straight to the top of Saturday morning crumpet here - Zoe Ball.

The beginning, middle and end of Saturday morning hangover TV.

On with Jamie thingy, and had the best puppets with Sage and Onion.

Seriously, she was and is unbeatable.

Though Ant & Dec on ITV did come close.

Disgusting behavior I know. When I was in the army cadets on Lordship lane as a lad we caught our corporal 'tea potting' whilst watching a copy of 'Swallows and Amazons'. For those of you who don't know or aren't at the disadvantage of having a revolting sense of humour the act of tea potting is performed by shoving your thumb up your arsehole whilst manually coaxing out some population paste which to a consenting or clandestine viewer put the w@anker into an a sort of abstract position of a tea pot, if you know what I mean.

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Disgusting behavior I know. When I was in the army

> cadets on Lordship lane as a lad we caught our

> corporal 'tea potting' whilst watching a copy of

> 'Swallows and Amazons'. For those of you who don't

> know or aren't at the disadvantage of having a

> revolting sense of humour the act of tea potting

> is performed by shoving your thumb up your

> arsehole whilst manually coaxing out some

> population paste which to a consenting or

> clandestine viewer put the w@anker into an a sort

> of abstract position of a tea pot, if you know

> what I mean.


I'm not one for applying emoticons, but even if I was, w@nking corporal, with his thumb up his arse, seems highly specialised. And as for where Swallows And Amazons comes in, I'm not sure.

Now I thik of it, I assume it's one of those 'special' films involving tall ladies doing something special to someone they like very much

I'm also not one for quoting Richard Littlejohn, but you couldn't make it up. You really couldn't

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