Top 3 'sorts' on Cbeebies

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1) Nina....forget about the nuerons

2)Nat from Boogiebebieees....grrrrr

3) Upsy daisy.......that Iggepiggle doesn't know what a lucky fella he is

....yes, I'm bored....not long to MOTD though

[SeanMacGabhann]

But are they worth tuning in for without kids?

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er...............in all honesty......no

[SeanMacGabhann]

back to Sunday Supplement for me then...Brian Woolnough - coooar!

[KalamityKel]

Ive often found myself, after the kids have gone, still watching such programmes and even singing the tunes :-$

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It's not just me then KK

Sean, I'm more of a Sam Wallace man

[KalamityKel]

I'm not quite sure which is worse - knowing all the words or knowing all the actions too!

[lozzyloz]

What's the story Ballamorey . . . . (that nauseating tune will be stuck in your head all day now).

[LegalEagle-ish]

I found myself singing the Grand Old Duke of York out loud yesterday while I was on my own walking my dog around the park. Didn't even have any kids with me to make me look less of a nutter. I stopped as soon as I realised what I was doing, but I'd been merrily singing away for a good 20 meters or so without realising.

[CamberwellOz]

I wish someone would destroy Dora the Explorer. My daughter is only 18 months old and she asks to watch it from dawn to dusk. We are at the point now where she is refusing to leave the house. (Don't worry... she is forced to the park at least once a day)

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We've moved our daughter on from the Heroin that is Dora but she's now got a problem with the methadone thst is Peppa Pig

[bigbadwolf]

I don't know if it counts but I used to knock one out whilst watching Zena warrior princess.

[HonaloochieB]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> I don't know if it counts but I used to knock one

> out whilst watching Zena warrior princess.

BBW, I assume you're admitting to a w@nk as opposed to poleaxing one of the audience.

Just checking.

[HonaloochieB]

Let's just go straight to the top of Saturday morning crumpet here - Zoe Ball.

The beginning, middle and end of Saturday morning hangover TV.

On with Jamie thingy, and had the best puppets with Sage and Onion.

Seriously, she was and is unbeatable.

Though Ant & Dec on ITV did come close.

[ratty]

Nina! PMSL! I often think that!

Zoe B - used to be crumpet but no more. I had dinner with her once!

[HonaloochieB]

Oh, sorry just realised, it's about CBeebies as opposed to general kid's TV.

Ignore my last post.

Still, Zoe Ball. Think about it.

[bigbadwolf]

Disgusting behavior I know. When I was in the army cadets on Lordship lane as a lad we caught our corporal 'tea potting' whilst watching a copy of 'Swallows and Amazons'. For those of you who don't know or aren't at the disadvantage of having a revolting sense of humour the act of tea potting is performed by shoving your thumb up your arsehole whilst manually coaxing out some population paste which to a consenting or clandestine viewer put the w@anker into an a sort of abstract position of a tea pot, if you know what I mean.

[HonaloochieB]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Disgusting behavior I know. When I was in the army

> cadets on Lordship lane as a lad we caught our

> corporal 'tea potting' whilst watching a copy of

> 'Swallows and Amazons'. For those of you who don't

> know or aren't at the disadvantage of having a

> revolting sense of humour the act of tea potting

> is performed by shoving your thumb up your

> arsehole whilst manually coaxing out some

> population paste which to a consenting or

> clandestine viewer put the w@anker into an a sort

> of abstract position of a tea pot, if you know

> what I mean.

I'm not one for applying emoticons, but even if I was, w@nking corporal, with his thumb up his arse, seems highly specialised. And as for where Swallows And Amazons comes in, I'm not sure.

Now I thik of it, I assume it's one of those 'special' films involving tall ladies doing something special to someone they like very much

I'm also not one for quoting Richard Littlejohn, but you couldn't make it up. You really couldn't

[bigbadwolf]

Thanks mate, your comments are very comforting to those damaged by the military.

[bigbadwolf]

Oh and I forgot about Blue Peters Konnie Huq, I'd certainly give her a sticky back.

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In the 1970s, every schoolboys (and I guess their dad's) favourite TV presenter was Sally James from Tiswas.......

[LegalEagle-ish]

I wanted to be Sally James mixed with Sousie Sous!

[KalamityKel]

::o

[emc]

I've got a thing about Sportacus (love those biceps) and the black guy who presents in the morning...gorgeous

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that'll be Sid