ED neighbours....

[Kells]

Michael, I've been clearing snow all day....my back is nearly broken. The floor polish and buffing machine will be back from the penthouse tomorrow, I'll bring them then. Honestly, no rest for some.....

[HonaloochieB]

Kells Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> I've had someone ring the buzzer to my flat and

> ask me if I was the caretaker. And then seem

> really put out when I said no!

>

> Have to explain - I have the flat which the

> concierge used to live in. But it seems we've

> fallen on hard times, so now they have me

Well it's no wonder they're confused, they say 'caretaker', you say 'concierge'. It can lead to all sorts of misunderstandings.

I wouldn't be surprised if they hadn't started fomenting the recent unrest about that Totale company bringing in foreign workers and all that malarkey.

I'm not holding you directly responsible, of course. Not directly. Not completely.

But in future, think before you Frenchify, it can lead to faux pas.

[woofmarkthedog]

I found my neighbor dead.......yes stiff as a board...... and on my girlfriends birthday

they never "clicked" the pair of them...

........but that was a bit toooooo far I feel......

Mmmmmm w oof

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Don't you just hate neighbours who go out to work all day but leave behind a pyscho workman with a pneumatic drill breaking up the paving stones?

[will dex]

PGC - you describe my neighbour! i had to threaten them with a 5000? fine from the council in the end.

He is beyond any doubt the most selfish person i have EVER come across. If / when he moves back in im sure it will be a suitably horrible place to live for him...

grrr (yes i tried to reason with the idiot but couldnt find a brain cell after 3 separate attempts of having the door slammed in my face..)

[Brendan]

Have you tried violence?

[Moos]

Not so far she hasn't

[????]

How about ear plugs?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Brendan, I'm cutting out newspaper letters at the moment; I will kidnap a certain cat and send a ransome demand. And if that doesn't work, the duck gets it.

[Moos]

What do you mean, you "will" kidnap a certain cat?!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Purely conditional.

[Moos]

Apparently there are paw prints in the wet concrete this morning.

I'm worried PGC is taking the 'concrete boots' concept too seriously.