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> ...don't worry, I thought it was funny


phew... so did I but it's not the done thing to laugh at your own jokes and people can be sensitive

luckily for me... you took it good spirits

thanks ????

macroban Wrote:

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> I'm going to gift my user name and password in my

> will.

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> When I'm dead posts from MacRoban will go on, and

> on, and on, and on....


MacRoban ???


J'sus and there was me thinking you named yourself after a household product !!!


Whoops, me bad !!

Hey, thanks charliecharlie - a very nice compliment on a rainy Monday morning.


Come to think of it, I'm probably not funny in real life, as it takes me a while to think of a joke...


MacRoban, I'd be interested to ask to whom you will be leaving your persona in your will ... who amongst us is qualified to take on the Macrobanity?

Sober, I'm a sober individual who can be quite amusing in the work place.

With a few scoops in me though I'm as lairy as a December Brixton Academy Pogues audience.

Twice as funny as that 'lobster walks into a pub' joke. Which as we all know is very funny.

And as charming as George Clooney having done an intensive course at a charm school facilitated by David Niven, where the administrative back up was provided by Roger Moore.

I like to be realistic.

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