Kolley Kibber in East Dulwich today

[Kolley Kibber]

My fictional character is dead to be sure, He was pushed off the ghost train at the end of Brighton peer by Pinkie and fell into the sea.

But I "Fred Hale" am still alive as I live and breath.

Sorry Mr Lush, I think that was a good guess as Fred Hale works for the Daily Messenger but I am not a reporter. Nor am I Mr. Macroban.

Still no claims for your 10 shillings I see

[HonaloochieB]

Moos, come out from behind that 'Fred Hale'.

[Moos]

Tain't me. I haven't a Scooby what's going on.

[Spartacus]

are you bon3yard then ?

[karter]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Sorry Ted. Good luck with tomorrow's front page

> spread. I'm guessing something along the lines of

> diseased local lothario spreads the legs of the

> local slappers.

>

> Right own up! Macroban. It's you.

But MacRoban is a girl, unless she has been fibbing to us all these years. Girls can be such fibbers.:-S

[KalamityKel]

oh hush karter and dont spoil the fun!

[LuvPeckham]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> oh hush karter and dont spoil the fun!

Maybe Karter (the unstopable sex machine) is Mr Kibber

[Mikecg]

The Sunday Sport

Top Stories including Poxgate, Spit and tell full story on page 2.....

[woofmarkthedog]

Who b****y cares KK who you are....... shillngs aren't worth tupence round here.......now sling yer "ook

Curly wurly........snrrr now my teeths are stuck t'gevver...grrrr

Goooof ( droool runnin out th'corner o me chops.....thurrrtt..)

[KalamityKel]

Chocolate aint that good for ya either nevermind it getting stuck in ya teef! That'll learn ya wont it!

[woofmarkthedog]

yessshhh itchhhhss willllchh

Chgrrrrr droool im all stickyyy

Chwoooof

[Kolley Kibber]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Who b****y cares KK who you are....... shillngs

> aren't worth tupence round here.......now sling

> yer "ook

>

>

Dear Mr WoofMarkTheDog

For your information and to educate the general masses, rare ten shilling notes are worth a pretty penny or two. Please see the following link to find out how much??

Also please be informed that according to the vetenary clinic that I use to remove my dogs “boisterous urges”, the consumption of chocolate by a dog can lead to death or serious illness, therefore I advise you to lay off the curly wurlys and get some good boy chocolate drops (especially formulated for dogs) as a replacement.

[KalamityKel]

You're Noel Edmonds arn't you!

[Kolley Kibber]

of course I blobby blobby am not

[woofmarkthedog]

Shhhey zaaat ageeen willshh ya....

Gwouuffshh........llp