What's the best piece of advice you've ever had?

[Spartacus]

Errmmm

Don't post helpful threads that can be twisted into a racial converasation

[LuvPeckham]

Curious advice on the outside of a Hot Chocolate Pudding that I baked for my Mum whilst she was staying with me

"Caution - after heating contents may be hot" - After heating I blumming well hope they would be !!!

Almost as bad as the side of the Crunchy Nut Cornflakes packet "May contain Nuts" again useless information that should be obvious by the name of the product (then again)

[red devil]

Trust me, I'm a doctor...

[giggirl]

Spartacus Wrote:

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> Errmmm

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> Don't post helpful threads that can be twisted

> into a racial converasation

Poor lamb. You got a raw deal there didn't you. Don't let it deter you from being a good citizen.

What are the positives though? Are you using spell-checker?

[HonaloochieB]

LuvPeckham Wrote:

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> Curious advice on the outside of a Hot Chocolate

> Pudding that I baked for my Mum whilst she was

> staying with me

>

> "Caution - after heating contents may be hot" -

> After heating I blumming well hope they would be

> !!!

>

>

> Almost as bad as the side of the Crunchy Nut

> Cornflakes packet "May contain Nuts" again useless

> information that should be obvious by the name of

> the product (then again)

But this is not as good advice as the 'serving suggestion' on certain tinned products.

Salmon for instance, the suggestion entails opening the tin and putting the conrents on a plate.

Though I have seen a variation involving a lettuce leaf.

I think that was an 'advanced serving suggestion' though.

[HonaloochieB]

giggirl Wrote:

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> > Errmmm

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> > Don't post helpful threads that can be twisted

> > into a racial converasation

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> Poor lamb. You got a raw deal there didn't you.

> Don't let it deter you from being a good citizen.

> What are the positives though? Are you using

> spell-checker?

Yes Spartacus, cheer up Whitey.

[giggirl]

Hoochie - you've gone all "Prince Harry" on us. Behave yourself.

[Jah Lush]

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.

[Spartacus]

Thanks Giggirl, not using spell checker as the Latin translation version is a bit flakey, Positive thoughts are that a girl in ED thinks I am a poor lamb... >:D giggirl Wrote:

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> > > Errmmm

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> > > Don't post helpful threads that can be

> twisted

> > > into a racial converasation

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> > Poor lamb. You got a raw deal there didn't you.

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> > Don't let it deter you from being a good

> citizen.

> > What are the positives though? Are you using

> > spell-checker?

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> Yes Spartacus, cheer up Whitey.

[boosboss]

[Eliza.D]

Your only as fast as the slowest.

[Annasfield]

Be good and if you can't be good - take pictures. ;-)

[Mick Mac]

If you don't open your mouth, noone will know how stupid you are....(a piece of advice not addressed to me, obviously....)

[HonaloochieB]

Never accept oral sex from an epileptic.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts .....

[Mick Mac]

And for the ladies - Beware of Geeks bearing gifts.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Geeks bearing gifs was a big problem back in the 90s

[PeckhamRose]

A good cook never cooks meat and pees in the same pot (ok that works better when spoken).

If you haven't worn an item from the wardrobe in two years, chuck it out.

Women motorcyclists don't need to do it.

[postmodern]

Best piece of advice? Not sure it's strictly advice but the thing that comes up for me is when a certain person advised me to "hop on."