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HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> You are dyslexic aren't you WMTD? You missed out

> the 'in'.


What.... ohh, ok like..


Ohh I've shot my pants in..........( then you can add your own humerous end bit....o k, now I'm with you..)


For Example "Ohh I've shot my pants..in the crotch"....


oooh..nasty...what would I be doing with a gun anayway.....this could go sooo wrong.. but I'm going with it....yeah..YEAH.(man) ...Pow.. .....take that pants...bang "you asked for It you dirty.." Pow..bang..again..


Woof ( oh how empowering is this ..)


*Distant sirens echo*

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