citizenED Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Hey Brum, I never gave you permission to photograph me, let alone post it on the interweb! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-172653 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 its probably the funniest thread i have read in my short time on forum. Great stuff. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-172655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 citizenED Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Hey Brum, I never gave you permission to> photograph me, let alone post it on the interweb!Why CitizenED!I had no idea that you were such stunning eye candy! Why don't you come to BMF too? I am sure that we could swing some sort of group discount for EDForumites! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-172698 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 citizenED Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Hey Brum, I never gave you permission to> photograph me, let alone post it on the interweb!Sorry mate, but I reckoned you deserved it, wearing those shabby jeans with so many holes in. And where was your belt?! Shocking. Still, it certainly gave DM a thrill, judging by her post above... on that subject, I can't believe she's suggesting swinging.... does that kind of thing really happen behind those rustic-green doors of Dulwich Village? Unbelievable.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-172701 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 Darling Brum,I AM NOT A SWINGER!!!How very dare you. I am a married lady, and I happen to have eyes in my head and a pulse - I would NEVER EVER be unfaithful to my husband. Have you any idea how wealthy he is? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-172707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Methinks you protesteth too much, dulwichmum....! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-172714 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 I would never put my perfect young family in any danger Brum dear. My life in SE21 makes Kimora Lee Simmons "Life in the fab lane" look like Coronation Street (sigh). That poor unattractive woman has no idea of the meaning of fabulosity!http://206.47.170.43/channels/images/kimoralee.jpg Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-172919 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Seriously such a poor weave!DM have I mentioned how much I wuv you lately? :)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-172923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 Oh KalamityKel darling! Come and let me air kiss you on each cheek!Mwah, mwah!DM wuvs you too sweetie!:)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-172926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Not THOSE cheeks! ::o :-$Haha my apologises for lowering the tone. You're quite right. I retract that cheeky comment.Just what IS in the "in" nail colour at present? And does ones still need to co-ordinate such colourings with eye make up and underwear? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-172927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 Kalam dear,Apparently navy blue is the colour du jour, but it is not for everyone. I favour chocolate brown for my toes and a pristine chocolate manicure on my fingers too - although that seems to be a rather unforgiving colour when it comes to the occasional chip! I generally have a manicure each Saturday and then go for nude shades from Wednesday onwards (I apply this myself mid-week since the credit crunch). My underwear always, always co-ordinates, but usually not with my nails. Right now I am loving the Glamorous Amorous Website, and my new Beau Bra - but not for training in - clearly! I could catch those ribbons in the under growth in Dulwich Park! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-172928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moos Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Ah, Beau bras... sigh. I remember when I used to wear those. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-173172 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightyroar Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 This seems a bit late in the thread but I went along to that British Military Fitness training.I would suggest having your manicure after attending the Saturday session as it was a bit strenuous. But fun! and there were fit types of all gender for eye candy. and you get to hold hands sometimes. So it's worth doing. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-173182 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dulwich Born And Bred Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I told my two sisters about it and they are both going to have a trial class, you should have seen their eyes lit up when I mentioned an army instructor and lots of rolling in the grass!I can only dream about it, my turn shall come one day!mightyroar Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> This seems a bit late in the thread but I went> along to that British Military Fitness training.> I would suggest having your manicure after> attending the Saturday session as it was a bit> strenuous. > But fun! and there were fit types of all gender> for eye candy. and you get to hold hands> sometimes. So it's worth doing. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-173187 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 OHMYGOD! Mightyroar darling! Thank God one of us was there. I am so very excited. Hurrah!!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-173222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I just love this thread. A welcome reprieve from some of the others about at the moment. I hope it bounces along for ages, (just like DM will be as she follows Private Perkybutts around the park). Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-173349 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Oh Brum, I simply can't find a thing to wear! I want to look sexy and sporty and yet casual and windswept - I was hoping to purchase a luxurious cashmere tracksuit in a pastel shade of blue, but Joseph are out of stock and all I can find is this vile trendy ensemble! I found a knitted tracksuit at The White Company but they only have it in grey.I am at a loss (sob). I have an early hair appointment with Max for a blow dry (the darling managed to squeeze me in) at Peter John in Albemarle Street at 8.30 on Saturday, and I am having my spray tan on Friday evening after work at Jo Partridge on Croxted Road - but I still can't seem to locate the right outfit. Help (gulp)! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-173489 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Dear dulwichmumI agree that the trendy ensemble would be a big mistake. However I think grey tracksuit would be good if matched with headband and wristband in fire-engine red. And I suggest black Nike trainers. Avoid white at all costs. Call me Gok from now on. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-173495 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Oh Brum darling,Are you sure about the head and wrist bands? I am afraid that the 1970's look is incredibly passee. I may go for a figure skimming silk jersey ensemble instead... I shall pop to Sloane Square on Thursday (late night shopping) to purchase a pair of Spanx. I will look simply stunning on Saturday morning (smirk). You boys have no idea of the care that the ladies of SE21 take. We never ever wear Crocs - there is no place in my wardrobe for shoes that can be cleaned in the dishwasher. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-173520 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 So DM, back to the spanx. Are you really sure? Really?All this preparation for the big Event is well and good, but am I right in thinking that the next BMF sessions occur during the week and that the Saturday one was a one-off to drum up volunteers? I'd hate to think you stood there in the Park, looking stunning, with no-one to admire you - except for the lads turning up for their Saturday football match....! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-173588 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 DM - Albermarle Street - I know the Kings Head there, more my scene - do a great lunchtime pie. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-173603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Oh no! Excuse me while I go and check out the timetable online. Thanks for the warning darling. I would hate to end up simply trotting that circuit around the park with all those red faced unkempt ladies simply because I got the day wrong! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-173613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Dear dulwichmumThis is from their website: CLASSES WILL START ON SATURDAY MORNING 21ST OF FEBRUARY 2009 AT 10am. THEN CLASSES WILL BE ON TUESDAY AND THURSDAY MORNINGS AT 9.30amI fear you may owe me one! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-173620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Oh no! I am a professional working woman, I cannot do week day mornings. I shall go to Battersea Park tomorrow night. I haven't even managed to get a damn spray tan. Please excuse me, I am off to drag the au pair out of her bed and to my en-suite to apply my San-Tropez tan. What am I going to wear now! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-173631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brum Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 As it's Battersea Park surely you can dress down a bit? Who will ever know?? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5383-ohmygod/page/3/#findComment-173635 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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