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Americans view anyone outside the land of Moms apple Pie & democarcy as an "alien", so statistically, they are correct in that they are more likely to be kidnapped during some ill conceived foreign military excusrion than we are to be shot - after all , American rarely venture outside the US unless they are clad in gulf war sand camo & riding in a humvee these days



* sits abck & waits for vitriolic outburst from ED resident septic / friend of septics *

Shaggy Wrote:

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> If, according to a recent thread, an American has

> a greater chance of being abducted by aliens than

> a Londoner has of getting shot, what are the

> chances of an American getting abducted by aliens,

> dropped off by them in London, and then shot?


2,159/1....

snorky Wrote:

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> Americans view anyone outside the land of Moms

> apple Pie & democarcy as an "alien", so

> statistically, they are correct in that they are

> more likely to be kidnapped during some ill

> conceived foreign military excusrion than we are

> to be shot - after all , American rarely venture

> outside the US unless they are clad in gulf war

> sand camo & riding in a humvee these days

>

>

And what is classed as an alien anyway? For me anyone from north of the river is an alien...


*twiddles thumbs*

KalamityKel Wrote:


And what is classed as an alien anyway? For me anyone from north of the river is an alien... *twiddles thumbs*


No need to twiddle any part of your anatomy Kelstar!


You haven't said anything remotely controversial as we all know civilsation begins and ends around the Outer Borders of South London..


...Dalston/Neasden/Camden/Finsbury Park, simply ghastly (apart from 'ampstead 'eath)...

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> There's no need to use such language! ::o Tony if

> I didn't wuv u so much we'd b having a fall out

> big time man! :p

> hehe!


C'mon Babes every Gal luvs a cheeky cockney chappieB)

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> That may be so but that's just not the point :p


O.K every gal luvs a Man who agrees with her then.....


Oh! I'm making it worse, think I'll go and take the dogs for Walkies::o

Shaggy Wrote:

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> If, according to a recent thread, an American has

> a greater chance of being abducted by aliens than

> a Londoner has of getting shot, what are the

> chances of an American getting abducted by aliens,

> dropped off by them in London, and then shot?




Will someone pas me the "G*N"....puuuleeeeeeeeaze


I wanna blow this statisticians head offfffff...........

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