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Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Pint of Spitfire and a large whisky chaser please.

> Oh, would it be cheeky to ask for pork

> scratchings?


If you have enough cheek to ask for a chaser then the cheek required for a requesting a salty snack which might involve bristle is as nought.

Get all three down you PGC and accept a bleary wink.

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Mick Mac Wrote:

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> :)-D guinness pls. Just settling in for the big

> game later on. Do you also have a guinness hat, i

> hope to be celebrating. And why dont you have one

> for yourself dear chap.


A pint of the 'extra cold' stout for my man Mick, if you please Dermot.

Thanks a million for the offer of a drink but your money's no good round here. Sure put it back in your pocket.

Dermot, a Jameson's as well, large as you like.

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Xena: Worried prince Wrote:

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> Thats very kind of you, but my mummy (bless her

> cottons) told me never to accept drinks from a

> strange man... So I will pass on your kind offer


Oh come now, surely a little absinthe.

And don't forget a stranger is only a friend you haven't met yet.

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May I please have two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls and an angry looking woman in leather to act as minder/driver for the evening. If it's not too much trouble, cheers mate.
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Brendan Wrote:

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> May I please have two bags of grass, seventy-five

> pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered

> blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine,

> and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers,

> downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of

> tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of

> raw ether, two dozen amyls and an angry looking

> woman in leather to act as minder/driver for the

> evening. If it's not too much trouble, cheers

> mate.


The tequila, rum, and beer you can have straight away. The rest we'll have to 'send out' for.

Dermot, if you'd be so kind as to send Sean down to the Loughborough Junction area for the rest of the list it'll be taken care of.

Now in case you're thinking I'm indulging Brendan too much then know that any reference to a person with the name 'Hunter' I will always associate with Ian Hunter of (reforming this October) Mott The Hoople and distinguished solo artist fame.

From me to you Brendan. Enjoy.

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woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Brenan

>

>

> This is not the student bar at "uni" now is it

> .......... please

>

>

>

> ....silly boy....

>

>

> ....now tidy your room...

>

> W**F


Now now WMTD, you just let Brendan be.

While you're making your mind up properly as to what you'll have I'm going to pour half of my pint of 'Directors' into a Bass ashtray for you to have a lap of.

Get back to me when you've made your mind up. Good boy.

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candj Wrote:

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> What? No ice as I presume it was stored properly.

> A slice of what, Banoffee Pie?

>

> Thank you!


Ah, so La Dame de Montrose 1998 isn't a an ardent spirit but is a wine of some sort.

Dermot has checked the cellar and only has the 2000 in stock, but don't worry he's dispatched Philomena out to 'source' a bottle of the good stuff.

I'm confident it'll be here soon.

In the meantime, will you have a drink?

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candj Wrote:

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> Alas! Yes, a Bordeaux... anything harder* would

> not be good on the health.

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> The 2000 will do. Thanks again and see you in the

> .... the lounge!

>

> ps- do let me know when Philomena returns

>

>

> *alcohol-wise


It's the 2000 while you're waiting of course CandJ, I'll not see you with an empty hand.

But the '98 is what you asked for and so is what you'll get.

I'm assured Philomena is running all the way.

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bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> 'Bags of Grass'! You been watching the Sweeney

> again Brendan, you slag.


I can see where you're going BBW, it's a large tumbler of 'gold watch' from the bottle kept in the filing cabinet, isn't it?

Go on son, fill yer boots.

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> Behave yourself Hona, I may be a lager lout but

> even I know that when in educated company the only

> polite choice is a generous G n T. Actually make

> that a Port and Lemon.


Of course BBW, though I'll admit to being surprised at your choice of libation.

I tend to associate it with plump and somewhat indecorous pub guvnors' wives from the late 60s and early 70s.

No matter, Dermot sort out a large un for my oversized vulpine chum.

Bottoms up.

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