ITV Show

[KP1]

We are looking for fun, excitable, larger than life characters that could interact with our host.

DO YOU FANCY STITCHING UP A BEST FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER? HAVE THEY ATTEMPTED SOMETHING THAT HAS GONE DISASTROUSLY WRONG? DO THEY CONTINUOUSLY MESS UP THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS?

DO YOU HAVE A DILEMMA THAT NEEDS RESOLVING AND WOULD LIKE SOME ADVICE?

WHAT ARE YOUR SUNDAY NIGHT RITUALS?

HAVE YOU EVER USED A FUNNY OR ELABORATE EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF WORK / OR BEING LATE FOR WORK?

WHAT ARE THE MOST ANNOYING THINGS YOUR BOSS HAS ASKED YOU DO AT WORK?

DO YOU HAVE A NAN OR GRANDAD WHO IS A STAND OUT CHARACTER?

We would love to hear from you!

To be considered, please contact us on the below email address with the following information:

- Full Name

- Location

- Date of Birth

- A brief description as to why you would or the person you are nominating would make an amazing addition to the show

E-mail: [email protected]

[keekybreeks]

if this is the basis of your programme, i dread to think what kind of happy shopper entertainer you have dredged up to host this turdfest.

eta, this is for saturday night at the palladium by the looka things,maybe you should relaunch it as saturday night at the polonium, such is the toxicity of this sludge waste

/ over and out

[keekybreeks]

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[Loz]

Barrymore is the only host that could pull this mess into a show.

[Salsaboy]

Or Dale Winton.

[Earl Aelfheah]

KP1 you have your 'Caps Lock' on.

[Earl Aelfheah]

This has 'quality programming' written all over it.

[MrBen]

Imagine doing this for a job. Would you be proud to tell your kids what you contributed to the world?

[Bic Basher]

rahrahrah Wrote:

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> This has 'quality programming' written all over

> it.

It is ITV after all.

[maxxi]

"WHAT ARE YOUR SUNDAY NIGHT RITUALS? "

They involve blood and a variety of other bodily fluids - oh, and a Charlie Drake LP.

"DO YOU HAVE A DILEMMA THAT NEEDS RESOLVING AND WOULD LIKE SOME ADVICE? "

Funnily enough yes, I don't really know what to tell the owners of the caravan we used and do you know how to get mucus stains out of dralon?

"DO YOU FANCY STITCHING UP A BEST FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER? HAVE THEY ATTEMPTED SOMETHING THAT HAS GONE DISASTROUSLY WRONG? DO THEY CONTINUOUSLY MESS UP THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS? "

You keep hitting the nail on the head, we have already started the stitching (though it didn't go at all well and is still rather leaky) but if said friend/family member hadn't done as you say the advice certainly wouldn't be needed.

Where can I meet you to discuss this further?

[se22cat]

This sounds so low concept, it'd be rejected from any network in the near-future of Idiocracy..

[????]

9/10 , reeled them in (to my amazement as I'd have this in at about 2/10 wasn't it for the witless f*cks of the EDF)...oh, hang on a minute, it's true

[JohnL]

This is the Breaking Bad of UK TV then.

[Seabag]

What nght are you palnning to 'air' this ?

I'll make sure i'm out