Is this all there is?

[Mikecg]

I used to play gigs every weekend where veritable happenings were the norm look at me now stuck indoors watching Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman for the 15th+ time F*cking hell I hate Romcom garbage because the woman I married likes watching it! I want to stick pins in my eyes............

Help Me!!!!!!!!!!

[charliecharlie]

don't watch it them mikecg... read a book, the papers, play solitaire... cook soething, do a painting, listen to some music...

[Mikecg]

I can hear the soundtrack, thats bad enough. No wait ive got ear plugs........AHHHhh!

[woofmarkthedog]

Get a sharp object and when she is out scratch the disk up.........easy, you are now back in control......to watch "Fried green tomato whatever it's called" again for the 13th time ....

Rah....

[HonaloochieB]

Yes this is all there is Mike.

Imagine a thigh-length boot stamping on a human face.

Forever.

[HonaloochieB]

Although if you stick on The Pogues' Rum Sodomy And The Lash everyting will get much better.

[Mikecg]

Or a steel toe caped stiletto kicking you up the coccyx for an infinite number of days.....

[Mikecg]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Get a sharp object and when she is out scratch the

> disk up.........easy, you are now back in

> control......to watch "Fried green tomato whatever

> it's called" again for the 13th time ....

>

>

> Rah....

No! I want Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, Scar Face and Casino.

[tommy]

watch something on iPlayer - or a DVD on your computer ?

or buy her something like this http://www.richersounds.com/showproduct.php?cda=showproduct&pid=LG-DP371 and a pair of headphones... hmm, I might actually I might get one myself

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Get a Cook, Gardener, Chauffeur, Mistress, Extra Couple on the side (to be on the safe side) and have an, er, open relationship and then go to as many Casino's, Racetracks, Theatres, Social Events as you can afford.

Alternatively learn to play the Guitar and become a Rock God.

Remember you are only Middle-Aged once>:D<

Now get up and enjoy every minute of every day and never forget there's plenty of time to sleep when you're dead...

GO ON MY SON!

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Hold up! You ARE a Guitarist ain't yerB)

[KalamityKel]

just get a divorce! Then ull have plenty of time 2 watch rambo and die hard! :p

[Brendan]

What you need is a hobby. I suggest something like a drug habit or an S&M fetish or both. That should entertain you for about 6 months. When the novelty wears off try something like finding Jesus or Allah or if you have the energy think up your own religion. You can then kill a few months riding South London?s busses and preaching to the passengers.

[Mikecg]

tommy Wrote:

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> watch something on iPlayer - or a DVD on your

> computer ?

>

> or buy her something like this

> http://www.richersounds.com/showproduct.php?cda=sh

> owproduct&pid=LG-DP371 and a pair of headphones...

> hmm, I might actually I might get one myself

I bought her one of those for her 40th birthday but she insists on 42" of HD......

[Mikecg]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> just get a divorce! Then ull have plenty of time 2

> watch rambo and die hard! :p

Do you realize how much a Divorce costs this day and age KK I'll be ruined.

[Mikecg]

Brendan Wrote:

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> What you need is a hobby. I suggest something like

> a drug habit or an S&M fetish or both. That should

> entertain you for about 6 months. When the novelty

> wears off try something like finding Jesus or

> Allah or if you have the energy think up your own

> religion. You can then kill a few months riding

> South London?s busses and preaching to the

> passengers.

Ive done that all ready. Disco biscuits coke and speed with red bull and I am a founding member of the first church of fornicology.

[KalamityKel]

dont c y ur complaining now... Seems like theres no pleasing u! :p

[daizie]

great to b single >:D

[charliecharlie]

learn to make bread...

very satifying and all that kneading might get 'it' (what ever it is...) out of your system..

http://www.noveleats.com/images/nokneadbread4.jpg

[daizie]

me and fiz

[Mikecg]

Whos fiz?

[daizie]

felicity normal mike, i love her so much i might even have to develop a mental health condition to keep her here:))

[Andystar]

Whats wrong with pretty woman...???

only kidding...

i suggest you buy your missus some more dvds instead...i recommend pans' labyrinth

Avoid any from this list Chick flicks

[Mikecg]

daizie Wrote:

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> felicity normal mike, i love her so much i might

> even have to develop a mental health condition to

> keep her here:))

I really like flic normal as well, she brought me such laughter I havnt experienced in years.

[Mikecg]

Andystar Wrote:

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> Whats wrong with pretty woman...???

>

> only kidding...

>

> i suggest you buy your missus some more dvds

> instead...i recommend pans' labyrinth

>

> Avoid any from this list Chick flicks

It was on sky and she had commendeared the remote.