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I used to play gigs every weekend where veritable happenings were the norm look at me now stuck indoors watching Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman for the 15th+ time F*cking hell I hate Romcom garbage because the woman I married likes watching it! I want to stick pins in my eyes............


Help Me!!!!!!!!!!

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woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Get a sharp object and when she is out scratch the

> disk up.........easy, you are now back in

> control......to watch "Fried green tomato whatever

> it's called" again for the 13th time ....

>

>

> Rah....


No! I want Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, Scar Face and Casino.

Get a Cook, Gardener, Chauffeur, Mistress, Extra Couple on the side (to be on the safe side) and have an, er, open relationship and then go to as many Casino's, Racetracks, Theatres, Social Events as you can afford.


Alternatively learn to play the Guitar and become a Rock God.


Remember you are only Middle-Aged once>:D<


Now get up and enjoy every minute of every day and never forget there's plenty of time to sleep when you're dead...


GO ON MY SON!

What you need is a hobby. I suggest something like a drug habit or an S&M fetish or both. That should entertain you for about 6 months. When the novelty wears off try something like finding Jesus or Allah or if you have the energy think up your own religion. You can then kill a few months riding South London?s busses and preaching to the passengers.

tommy Wrote:

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> watch something on iPlayer - or a DVD on your

> computer ?

>

> or buy her something like this

> http://www.richersounds.com/showproduct.php?cda=sh

> owproduct&pid=LG-DP371 and a pair of headphones...

> hmm, I might actually I might get one myself


I bought her one of those for her 40th birthday but she insists on 42" of HD......

Brendan Wrote:

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> What you need is a hobby. I suggest something like

> a drug habit or an S&M fetish or both. That should

> entertain you for about 6 months. When the novelty

> wears off try something like finding Jesus or

> Allah or if you have the energy think up your own

> religion. You can then kill a few months riding

> South London?s busses and preaching to the

> passengers.


Ive done that all ready. Disco biscuits coke and speed with red bull and I am a founding member of the first church of fornicology.

daizie Wrote:

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> felicity normal mike, i love her so much i might

> even have to develop a mental health condition to

> keep her here:))


I really like flic normal as well, she brought me such laughter I havnt experienced in years.

Andystar Wrote:

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> Whats wrong with pretty woman...???

>

> only kidding...

>

> i suggest you buy your missus some more dvds

> instead...i recommend pans' labyrinth

>

> Avoid any from this list Chick flicks



It was on sky and she had commendeared the remote.

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