Mikecg Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I used to play gigs every weekend where veritable happenings were the norm look at me now stuck indoors watching Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman for the 15th+ time F*cking hell I hate Romcom garbage because the woman I married likes watching it! I want to stick pins in my eyes............Help Me!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliecharlie Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 don't watch it them mikecg... read a book, the papers, play solitaire... cook soething, do a painting, listen to some music... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 I can hear the soundtrack, thats bad enough. No wait ive got ear plugs........AHHHhh! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Get a sharp object and when she is out scratch the disk up.........easy, you are now back in control......to watch "Fried green tomato whatever it's called" again for the 13th time ....Rah.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185934 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Yes this is all there is Mike.Imagine a thigh-length boot stamping on a human face.Forever. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185937 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Although if you stick on The Pogues' Rum Sodomy And The Lash everyting will get much better. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185939 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 Or a steel toe caped stiletto kicking you up the coccyx for an infinite number of days..... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 woofmarkthedog Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Get a sharp object and when she is out scratch the> disk up.........easy, you are now back in> control......to watch "Fried green tomato whatever> it's called" again for the 13th time ....> > > Rah....No! I want Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, Scar Face and Casino. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 watch something on iPlayer - or a DVD on your computer ? or buy her something like this http://www.richersounds.com/showproduct.php?cda=showproduct&pid=LG-DP371 and a pair of headphones... hmm, I might actually I might get one myself Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.London Suburbs Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Get a Cook, Gardener, Chauffeur, Mistress, Extra Couple on the side (to be on the safe side) and have an, er, open relationship and then go to as many Casino's, Racetracks, Theatres, Social Events as you can afford.Alternatively learn to play the Guitar and become a Rock God.Remember you are only Middle-Aged once>:D<Now get up and enjoy every minute of every day and never forget there's plenty of time to sleep when you're dead...GO ON MY SON! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185961 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony.London Suburbs Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Hold up! You ARE a Guitarist ain't yerB) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185962 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 just get a divorce! Then ull have plenty of time 2 watch rambo and die hard! :p Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185972 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 What you need is a hobby. I suggest something like a drug habit or an S&M fetish or both. That should entertain you for about 6 months. When the novelty wears off try something like finding Jesus or Allah or if you have the energy think up your own religion. You can then kill a few months riding South London?s busses and preaching to the passengers. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 tommy Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> watch something on iPlayer - or a DVD on your> computer ? > > or buy her something like this> http://www.richersounds.com/showproduct.php?cda=sh> owproduct&pid=LG-DP371 and a pair of headphones...> hmm, I might actually I might get one myselfI bought her one of those for her 40th birthday but she insists on 42" of HD...... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185977 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 KalamityKel Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> just get a divorce! Then ull have plenty of time 2> watch rambo and die hard! :pDo you realize how much a Divorce costs this day and age KK I'll be ruined. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185978 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 Brendan Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> What you need is a hobby. I suggest something like> a drug habit or an S&M fetish or both. That should> entertain you for about 6 months. When the novelty> wears off try something like finding Jesus or> Allah or if you have the energy think up your own> religion. You can then kill a few months riding> South London?s busses and preaching to the> passengers.Ive done that all ready. Disco biscuits coke and speed with red bull and I am a founding member of the first church of fornicology. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-185981 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KalamityKel Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 dont c y ur complaining now... Seems like theres no pleasing u! :p Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-186005 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 great to b single >:D Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-186009 Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliecharlie Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 learn to make bread... very satifying and all that kneading might get 'it' (what ever it is...) out of your system..http://www.noveleats.com/images/nokneadbread4.jpg Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-186010 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 me and fiz Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-186011 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 Whos fiz? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-186014 Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 felicity normal mike, i love her so much i might even have to develop a mental health condition to keep her here:)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-186023 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andystar Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Whats wrong with pretty woman...???only kidding...i suggest you buy your missus some more dvds instead...i recommend pans' labyrinthAvoid any from this list Chick flicks Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-186081 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 daizie Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> felicity normal mike, i love her so much i might> even have to develop a mental health condition to> keep her here:))I really like flic normal as well, she brought me such laughter I havnt experienced in years. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-186127 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikecg Posted March 28, 2009 Author Share Posted March 28, 2009 Andystar Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Whats wrong with pretty woman...???> > only kidding...> > i suggest you buy your missus some more dvds> instead...i recommend pans' labyrinth> > Avoid any from this list Chick flicksIt was on sky and she had commendeared the remote. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/5783-is-this-all-there-is/#findComment-186128 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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