The Rapture

[keekybreeks]

I have been thinking about this recently and its pretty scarey

When all of these millions of faithful get whizzed up to heaven, what will be the impact on house prices in ED ?

Im sitting on a nice bit of equity here and concerned that a Rapture event could fuck up my pension chest

[uncleglen]

I was under the impression only 144,000 were taken up.

[goosey-goosey]

I wouldn't worry just yet. Predictions involving large numbers of people are highly suspect. We'll just have to wait for the exit poll.

[keekybreeks]

uncleglen Wrote:

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> I was under the impression only 144,000 were taken

> up.

like wow

I know that Muslims, catholics and other idolatrists didnt go up, but 144K isnt many really

[Blah Blah]

I think you have to be in America too, to have any chance of going to the mothership ;D

[Loz]

12000 each from the 12 tribes of Israelites. That's not even enough to calm tensions in the middle-east, much less affect ED house prices.

[keekybreeks]

hang on. so all these religious poltroons looking for salvation are wasting their time unless they are like Jewish/ Ayrab in the first place ?

Like 50 % of Anericans believe in the rapture- has anyone told them its all a bit futile ?

[uncleglen]

According to the Old Testament we are all descended from Jews.....

[Blah Blah]

Where does the old testament say that?

[Blah Blah]

Found an answer yet UGlen? You were quick enough to be pedantic about spelling on another thread.

[Bhoy in Singapore]

Do I need my truss?

[Seabag]

"believers who have died will be raised and believers who are still alive and remain shall be caught up together"

Zombie Appocolypse or a rerun the Thriller vid

Does Vincient Price make an appearance ?

[Salsaboy]

Any idea as to when it's gonna happen? I need a hair cut and don't want to waste my money if it's in the next couple of days.

[Dopamine1979]

I don't think you'll be involved Salsaboy.

[Salsaboy]

Oh that's ok then.

Dopamine1979 Wrote:

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> I don't think you'll be involved Salsaboy.

[uncleglen]

Adam and Eve..then this one begat that one, and that one, then they begat that one and that one...then they formed the 12 tribes of Israel begetting all and sundry as they went along.....

(if you believe in all that twaddle)

[Blah Blah]

But where does it say Adam and Eve are jews?

The earliest accounts of the Old testament were written in Hebrew and two versions of genesis evolved from that. Neither go beyond describing Adam and Eve as more than creations of 'god'. In fact the Hebrew word 'Elohim' can be translated both as God (singular) and Gods (Pagan deities). At the time of its writing, both understandings of god and gods were commonplace. It is only later translation that applies the meaning singular God and rejects the idea of Gods.