Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[woofmarkthedog]

Well I agree Katie...

Plus falling onto a sharp chisel when having a "The Full Monty"

That causes me I R

That and smashing my teeth out with a metal teapot

*snaps pencil*

W**F

[firstchoicegary]

have you done that then woof? must have hurt

[katie1997]

Indeed.

Also, why do some people have chips with their full english (when there is already a hash brown or two on the (not square) plate - WTF?

Whatever next? Jacket potatoes with chips?

*goes to lie down in a darkened room*

[firstchoicegary]

to many carbs for my liking katie lol

[woofmarkthedog]

firstchoicegary Wrote:

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> have you done that then woof? must have hurt

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I..

Just don't want to go into it BUT it was the night after I had my eye gouged out at the chinese

Katie, I have heard of mash with chips & gravy

It's was a hit at my old boarding school

That & dipping bread into bacon grease

Oh yes...RAGE

W**F

[firstchoicegary]

fair enough , mash sausage and chips sounds good though!

[firstchoicegary]

on the sausage and mash thing , when you go to pub or restuarant and order it you get two sausages! why? they dont cost alot i want at least three im a man!

[katie1997]

mash with chips????????

woof, you say some 'unusual' things but this has GOT to take the record (tu)

whereas your eye gouging incident at the chinese is not questioned LOL :))

[firstchoicegary]

cheesy mash with chips?

[woofmarkthedog]

Yeah...

I always bring one extra of my own

http://www.theartofair.com/usrimage/giant%20inflatable%20sausage.jpg

W**F

[firstchoicegary]

thats funny as fcuk

[woofmarkthedog]

I...

did actually set fire to someone's news paper in a pub in Arundel once

He was sitting at the bar next to me & eating BUT holding a massive broad sheet, a bit too near me

So I thought what the heck & set light to it

He didn't notice at first ....

Jeezus H , did it go up ( must have been the ink ) though

Nearly set the whole pub on fire

Boy though, was he ANGRY after

( his lunch must have got cold too )

W:)):))F

[katie1997]

I hope it was the Grauniad.....

[woofmarkthedog]

katie1997 Wrote:

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> I hope it was the Grauniad.....

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No..

it was the "Indescribably Boring"

But boy, it went up well

W**F

[katie1997]

Yeah, how bland is that - snooze city. Lets sit on the fence, why not? You did that guy a favour...except for ruining his lunch maybe......

Although IMO they are all pretty rubbish now TBH (although I used to quite like this for news and dilbert)

[woofmarkthedog]

Nothing...

comes near "The National Enquirer"

That is in a league of it's own

99p invested every Thursday

Plus a "freak of the week" feature

What more could you want ..?

Oh yeah it does a good "who's an angry" celebrity "angle"

( is this on topic now ? )

W**F

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

The clue's in the title Katie, no self-respecting Englishman would have a hash brown with a "Full English" - chips everytime.

[Moos]

For the record, the perfect breakfast is a couple of poached eggs, brown toast, tomato, lots and lots of crispy bacon, some slightly overcooked sausages and NO bloody mushrooms. (Mushrooms! Ugh, the foul black leaky juice.) And really good coffee and lots of juice.

And no kids.

(Though the young ones are tasty)

[Moos]

Ooh, and a glossy magazine, so you can burp fatly over pictures of ladies looking lovely in tight-fitting trendy clothes.

[SimonM]

"hash browns" have no place on a full English! What's wrong with bubble for God's sake?! And/or proper fried bread?!

[charliecharlie]

do you mean these ghastly greasy things???

http://recipequeen.twinterviewing.com/recipes/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/hashbrown.jpg

absolutely no place at all when you could be eating this!!!

http://www.nibbledish.com/public/images/cached/567x/recipe_images/40c6525ad12d515aa8a26d2635ba4f44tommy_bubblesqueak.jpg

[SimonM]

Oh gosh...now I am salivating with hunger !

[brum]

I had bubble yesterday and today. Delicious!

[woofmarkthedog]

Ohh....

Bubble with liver ( soft & pink ) & bacon

That is "food porn"

( plus you only need to wipe your mouth after )

Which is nice...

W**F

[brum]

Wipe away with a tissue? No way.... That's a waste - I use my tongue...