Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[Annette Curtain]

Watching/listening to Nick Clegg, even for a few seconds:X

(the only other thing that does it is the eastenders theme tune)

I've developed a form of Tourretts each and every time he turns/pipes up

"Fekkin cunt"

*kicks dog*

Nette:X:X

[KalamityKel]

Spare glasses

It's all well and good having them "just in case" but when you need them can you find them? !!!

[Jenayr]

People that don't move down inside the bus when there is plenty of space and then block everyone else from getting on.

People that get on the bus and stand at the exit door even though there is plenty of seats available and then block the way for everyone getting off as they won't move for you. (even when you say excuse me)

People that get on the bus and pack out the lower deck even though the "there are seats available on the upper deck" message has been played 10 times in a row.

People that get on the bus at Peckham Rye Station then get off at the Aylesham Centre or Peckham Library. Why?? Just walk!

Also, is there a daily race going on when everyone gets off the buses at Peckham Rye Station? I usually go into the station to get a metro to read on the bus. Walking to the bus stop from the station is like a human dodgem game as it seems that everyone that gets off the buses sprint to the train station. The prize must be a good one if everyone wants to take part! I feel I am missing out.

I am generally in a rage over the buses every day. I don't want to get started on the trains.

[the-e-dealer]

also People who get off through the ON door.

And people who push in. Especially those who pretend to read the (fictional) timetable.

[the-e-dealer]

Salad IS NOT Lettuce!

And Tourists who manage to stand randomly forming an impenetrable wall on the pavement.

[Annette Curtain]

Smokers and their transparent (and therefore invisible) fag packet wrapper

I mean, throw it on the floor why don't you

You absolute bastards

Nett-o:X

[the-e-dealer]

I accidentally dropped a ticket at Amsterdam Railway Station. My friend said don't litter. I said what about your fag ends? She said they are exempt!

Whoops!

[giggirl]

I accidentally dropped a ?20 note on Crystal Palace Road. I mean, if you're going to litter then you might as well be posh.

[Annette Curtain]

giggirl Wrote:

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> I accidentally dropped a ?20 note on Crystal

> Palace Road. I mean, if you're going to litter

> then you might as well be posh.

I like to recycle such litter when I come across it gg

Netts(tu)

[katie1997]

posters who perpetually edit their posts and mismatched clothes pegs

[giggirl]

Jeez Katie Numbers. Get over it. I mean, we're talking acual "rage" here, right? I would have though that mismatched clothes pegs would have called for a "tut" and a bit of a "look" maybe, not actual rage.

[the-e-dealer]

giggirl EXACTLY it causes Katie IRRATIONAL RAGE. itsthe whole point of the the thread, the fact you think it just merits a tut means it is IRRATIONAL RAGE.

Actually I get annoyed when people mis understand the Thread. is that irrational rage?

[giggirl]

Nooooooooooooo

I don't understand the rage. Let's all have a nice cup of tea. I'll put the kettle on.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

The milk thats always spilled on the cash machine outside Barrys. Ive wonderd how its always there. Tutted even. Only last saturday I touched it and discovered its just the plastic thats worn away.

[Guest]

Realising that Sainsbury's has charged me a higher price than the one shown on the shelf. It drives me nuts and I'm not very nice about it. I end up making myself ridiculous - if you happen to be standing around customer services at the time it must sound like they've burgled my house.

[El Pibe]

Higgs Boson mass jokes are doing it for me at the moment.

[katie1997]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> Higgs Boson mass jokes are doing it for me at the

> moment.

Know any good sodium jokes?

[katie1997]

....

[katie1997]

PS sorry for resurrecting this thread again giggirl but t-e-d is right, its irrational rage. and yes, mismatched pegs = rage. Is the tea ready yet?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Forensic technicians on CSI who don't tie their hair back.

[giggirl]

I can't think of anything to be cross about. Rational or irrational.

OK I think I've got one. Justin Bieber ticket prices. I had to buy some for my Godchild this morning. Jeez. That's me on bread rations for the rest of the year. Now I'm in a rage.

Are you all happy now?

[david_carnell]

Try buying a ticket for a 6 hour walk with Ray Mears. I just checked. ?350.

Cheeky fecker. I'd have loved that but with 19 other people all paying that he must be stuffing his sleeping bag with ?20 notes to keep warm these days.

[uncleglen]

People in Sainsbury's who let their sprogs run around wild while they are choosing which yogurt to buy. I've had 4 near misses in the past 2 trips and one barged into me today- not going again- gonna get the home delivery every 2 weeks.

[Annette Curtain]

That "please place your goods in the bagging area" thing

EACH time I do try not to answer the thing back and get a "clear run"

But NO...

"Unexpected item in the bagging area"

What does it mean, "unexpected item". I came in empty handed, all the items are from YOUR FRIGGIN shelves, what "unexpected" fekkin thing can it be.

Oh yes I see my error, it must be this Hippopotamus i've bought in with me and unwittingly placed in said "bagging area", yes that'll be it.

Or my rage maybe?

Who trains those machines; the same person who does SURI no doubt ?

Arggggggghhhhh

KILL KILL KILL that machine

And while i'm at it; what is it with people who use that machine and don't bag up as they go. No really, stupid-pin-headed-morons who put everything on the scale shelf thing after scanning, then bag it up as slow as they fancy. Are they that thick skinned that they can't see/feel people seeeeeeething behind them. And while i'm at them, why not make a bloody phone call while you're at it, why don't you. I HATE YOU

*ahem*

Anyway, nice day, eh ?

Nette

[Salsaboy]

'Accidently' trip the little darlings up as they run past.

uncleglen Wrote:

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> People in Sainsbury's who let their sprogs run

> around wild while they are choosing which yogurt

> to buy. I've had 4 near misses in the past 2 trips

> and one barged into me today- not going again-

> gonna get the home delivery every 2 weeks.