Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[Salsaboy]

I've always thought smears would be a better descriptor than dollops.

[Sue Reane]

Cyclists wearing headphones, why has this not been banned?

(You can do two for this link)

Drivers that don't thank you when you give way to them

[Otta]

The "Things that bring joy" thread.

Smug bastards.

[the-e-dealer]

Twats

[Seabag]

Otta Wrote:

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> The "Things that bring joy" thread.

>

> Smug bastards.

I take it you're struggling with growing the beard

[Otta]

Haha, Nah man, I'm all bearded up.

Although every summer I am tempted to grab the razor as it can get a bit uncomfortable.

[Seabag]

Otta Wrote:

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> Haha, Nah man, I'm all bearded up.

>

> Although every summer I am tempted to grab the

> razor as it can get a bit uncomfortable.

I'm in my summer plumage right now, beard wise. No1 into a No 2 with a 1/2 fade on the sides

God I sound such a twat

[Help-Ma-Boab]

MBT Shoes

[Robert Poste's Child]

Roughly speaking, a Hollywood plus two weeks. Or do I mean Brazilian?

[Salsaboy]

When my ex girlfriend told me she was getting a Brazilian, I was soooooo excited. Turns out she came round once a week to do the cleaning and the ironing.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Mars and Venus, eh?

[Robert Poste's Child]

Buses in hot weather. Men of London, the haircut may be sharp, the clothes hip, the body pumped and luscious, but it's all a waste of time if you don't WEAR DEODORANT (key words in caps for the skimreaders).

[maxxi]

No no no that has to be amended. Wear it but don't spray-paint your whole bloody body with it and do WASH first - nothing worse than a can full of JERK over sweaty pits and bits - like a wet-wipe wrapped around a turd.

[Dopamine1979]

The stringy bits on bananas.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Waiting in all morning yesterday for a courier who turns up only when you've finally given up and gone out, won't leave it in a safe place and says they'll try again tomorrow without indicating a time or telling you where you can collect it. Like being under house arrest.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

Magazines that say, 'see inside, p90". Then p90 isn't listed and I have to count back from p86. These aresholes are taking the piss.

[DulwichVillageLady]

The Gaza Strip.

[Otta]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Good one!

[BrandNewGuy]

Titchmarsh's chummy grin. Stop looking so smug, garden boy!

[El Pibe]

isn't it usually page 94?

[ruffers]

Internet articles which are just lists spread across a load of pages.

Listicles, if you will.

[Zebedee Tring]

Books/TV programmes etc entitled "100 ..... to do/read/see/listen to before you die"

[the-e-dealer]

Program about the top 100 lists!

[Loz]

I've been buying second hand/antique wooden furniture of late, mainly because it is nicer and cheaper than new stuff. But there is a fashion at the moment of painting lovely antique stuff in sodding Farrow and Ball chalky pastel blue paint. AAAAAAAAARRRGGGH.

There are going to be a lot of people spending loads of money getting this cack off in a few years once this fashion changes.

[KalamityKel]

Compression "socks" in summertime. OR summertime and compression "socks"

Cant figure out which is worse :-(