Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[Seabag]

Not knowing what phrases are creeping in everywhere

[KidKruger]

Tattoos on people in 'exotic' foreign/historic scripts.

"Ooh, this one right down my back reads Peace And Love Forever, in Sanskrit".

No mate, it reads Stupid Twat, and it's in Urdu.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Halloween is not a season. It's one evening.

[Seabag]

That silly 'fin' haircut

And the stylist special 'ironic bowl' one too, dyed in a copper plum colour

Argggghhh....

[Earl Aelfheah]

KidKruger Wrote:

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> Tattoos on people in 'exotic' foreign/historic

> scripts.

>

> "Ooh, this one right down my back reads Peace And

> Love Forever, in Sanskrit".

> No mate, it reads Stupid Twat, and it's in Urdu.

The ubiquity of tats generally.

[the-e-dealer]

Tattoos Prostitutes and Prison Thugs.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Disgustingly arrogant, inconsiderate, bad-mannered woman in the library. God, there are some low-life people around here sometimes.

[Rolo Tomasi]

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> Disgustingly arrogant, inconsiderate, bad-mannered

> woman in the library. God, there are some low-life

> people around here sometimes.

What did she do?

[Twirly]

Not being able to buy a little bag of nice round malteasers in WHSmiths in Victoria station, but having to buy them in bar format instead. I like being able to roll them around in my mouth, melting the chocolate off, and then biting into the crunchy bit. A flat bottom just isn't the same. *sniff*

[Nigello]

People who see potential dangers (like soon-to-be-falling walls) or social no-nos (like people not cleaning up after their dog or people who litter) and then race to the keyboard to moan about it rather than tackling it at source.

[the-e-dealer]

People who read forums just so they can moan about other posters who annoy them by trying to tackle the problem through social media rather than at source. If this was China I'm sure we could have them arrested.

[Robert Poste's Child]

People who criticise other people who criticise other ... I give up.

[Loz]

People who give up...

[BrandNewGuy]

People...

[the-e-dealer]

People who Hate people.

[Jeremy]

Ellipsis

[BrandNewGuy]

Lack of punctuation...

[????]

Grammar pedants

[Loz]

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[Alan Medic]

Trying to match pairs of socks.

[Dopamine1979]

I long gave up on that Alan Medic. Try wearing mismatched pairs. It's liberating.

[Jeremy]

For a long time, I owned only black socks, which were near-identical.

But then misguided parental christmas gifts ruined the system.

[KidKruger]

Trick is, always wear boots then it don't matter what if your socks don't match - you can even wear only one sock and no-one will notice.

[cella]

Can I buy this tee shirt? Seriously.

[ruffers]

Periodically I throw all my socks away, then buy a load of identical pairs of black, and a few identical pairs of blue.

Sorted.