Michelle Obama- The Ideal Woman...

[Tony.London Suburbs]

ratty Wrote:

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> We've got that cheeky girl ffs!

Sadly no more...

"MP Lembit Opik gets boot from his Cheeky Girl ".......

[ratty]

So she's available then?

[*Bob*]

Only if you're a Lib Dem MP afflicted by Jonathan Kinging of the jaw.

[bigbadwolf]

When Obama's terms up Ratty.

[HonaloochieB]

And what makes her extra special is that her upper arms taste of lemon.

I can't reveal how I know this as I don't want the secret service on my back.

Again.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

I can't reveal how I know this as I don't want the secret service on my back.

My Nan used to smoke secret service or was it senior service?

[HonaloochieB]

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

> I can't reveal how I know this as I don't want the

> secret service on my back.

>

> My Nan used to smoke secret service or was it

> senior service?

Holy crap TLS don't talk about 'smoking' the secret service in public while BA's in town, it's bad enough making cyber kissy-face at the first lady.

Next time you get a knock at the door it may be a team of beshaded 'The Rock' lookalikes with suspicious bulges.

UNDER THEIR ARMS! Oh honestly throw her out she's making her own jokes up over there.

Sorry about that, I'm taking medication at the moment and one of the side-effects is occasional 'Frankie Howerding'.

Seriously TLS, I'd hate to see your loose mouth getting you banged up in the hoosegow.

And as for granny I'm sure her conduct with her matelot companions was beyond reproach.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

Next time you get a knock at the door it may be a team of beshaded 'The Rock' lookalikes with suspicious bulges.

You're making me feel old Loocher!...I used to watch The Rock's Grandad, Peter Maivia fight at the old Bermondsey Baths in 1968.

He beat Ski Hi Lee;-)

[BigPhil]

isnt the cheeky girl now shacked up with some bloke who was driving her taxi from one of her sold out shows in the south croydon community hall

[Tony.London Suburbs]

With a Cabbie: Aaron Goldsmith, nee Goldschmitt.