Hobbies

[bigbadwolf]

Take up Morris dancing?

Allotment?

DM are you honestly suggesting I become a sex offender?

I suppose with hindsight it was foolish of me to say it's a hobby, more a necessity. DM all men enjoy watching porn. It's a fact that we think of sex roughly every 30 seconds and when we're not there's usually a pop up/spam to remind us that we should be. As you know DM I'm fortuanate enough not to be married but you're right that the smutty secret of my gender would be inappropriate in a family enviroment but thankfully the 'refresh' option on my toolbar takes care of that.

I know you have my best interests at heart DM but you should know by now that the organic option is far far behind me now and besides I just can't stand fruit tea as it tastes as though someone has spat a piece of chewing gum into a cup of boiling water.

[SteveT]

I am not sure about selecting a hobby, one usually has to have an interest in something, which then develops to hobby status.

[Andystar]

charliecharlie Wrote:

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> >

> brilliant game horsebox... I used to play

> regularly with mates in North London but somehow

> got out of the swing... had been meaning to find

> out what was happening locally or set something up

> for the summer...

>

> thought the Dulwich Woodhouse had a piste... think

> they may have removed it...

>

> sorry if I have slightly highjacked your thread

> Andystar!! Have done a brief search on the forum

> but not much forthcoming

>

lol petanque looks like fun..maybe we can start an Ed club??

[Andystar]

SteveT Wrote:

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> I am not sure about selecting a hobby, one usually

> has to have an interest in something, which then

> develops to hobby status.

I disagree- I'm after something which is different to what I normally do,is not one of my normal interests & involves me actually "doing" something on a regular basis ( & has a social aspect to it) - for example, I have an interest in cello music, but actually playing the cello would be a hobby.

I also never had an interest in petanque but I would be willing to play a few games, have a few beers after etc.

Sorry if my original post was unclear.

[dulwichmum]

Darling Mr Wolf,

I am merely suggesting that you consider some form of detox and perhaps take up a proper hobbie like I me! I adore tennis...

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[bigbadwolf]

I bet you do. But what we all want to know (especially me) is can you fire tennis balls out of your...........No you're right. I will beat this affliction!!!

[dulwichmum]

I can sense that if I ever meet you I may be forced to bitch slap you with my handbag!

[bigbadwolf]

Surely you've perfected the art of a good back hander now DM. In sport and business.