On A Scale Of One To Ten...

[HonaloochieB]

...how DRUNK are you?

Right now, I'm seven. Or so I reckon.

Seven seems about right.

[HonaloochieB]

Alright then, seven and and a half.

But just leave it out, right.

[HonaloochieB]

If you're saying eight, then OK eight it is.

But thanks VERY F@UCKING MUCH I can get home by myself.

Edited because I was drunk and pissed-up on booze. Like a cunt

[Mick Mac]

drunk enough to think about having a thread to myself but too drunk to bother. Must be a 9.

[ruffers]

A mere 5, maybe 6 on the alcohol stakes. Borderline merry.

[HonaloochieB]

It's OK, I'm about to slide a chicken pie into the oven.

It'll absorb the alcohol and I'll be fine.

Won't I? Won't??

[HonaloochieB]

Thanks Mick and Ruffers, appreciate your drunken honesty.

[HonaloochieB]

Bollocks. The chicken pie burnt itself.

All I did was place it in the oven and then returned to the sofa and watched Spinal Tap for a while.

Did I fall asleep? Did God make me do it? Why did God pull a c*nt'd trick of that sort?

Theosophy, or what?

[ruffers]

I have to say I'm at 7, thinking about 7.5. You never know with a Stoli (out of the freezer) and tonic.

I'm measuring this scale on the basis that 10 is unable to move, if at home just pass out, if in the street do the same with extra police excitement.

[mockney piers]

sobering up, but all I have to say is "stab & wine" :(

[Jah Lush]

You're not pissed if you can still type. I was a 8/10 last night but unfortunately I've had to come in to work this morning which is an absolute abomination when you consider the scale of hangover I have. Bar stewards!

[Brendan]

Last night, about a 12 by my reckoning. Right now about 5.

I feel horrid and philosophical though. Why would god do this to someone? Why I ask you?

Guess what though. They sell Brooklyn Larger in the Bishop.

[HonaloochieB]

...how angry are you now?

One being as mild-mannered as Clark Kent and ten being the knife-knuckled sociopath Wolverine.

At the moment I reckon I'm a three. I'm feeling a bit Green Lantern right now.

[Brendan]

About a six or, Batman. Sullen ad brooding. Plotting my revenge on the universe.

[HonaloochieB]

Brendan Wrote:

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> I feel horrid and philosophical though. Why would

> god do this to someone? Why I ask you?

Well since you ask it's because god enjoys playing c*nt's tricks on us.

Unless of course she doesn't exist. Which would mean we inflict these things on ourselves.

Hardly seems fair. I mean if you can't involve a deity in the blame game, the blame game's as useless as draughts.

Or Railroader.

[Jah Lush]

About 4, which is mildly pissed off. A bit like Dixon Of Dock Green on a wet Easter Bank Holiday weekend. I'll soon brighten up though when I get my arse out of here and back down the pub around 5pm.

[bigbadwolf]

Well I had a bit of a Keith Floyd evening yesterday and I think I was teetering on the edge of a splendid 9 out of 10 last night but then again I did have a herbal aid to accelerate me through the 'numbers'. In my next thread we'll discuss the after affects of a thoroughly un-Christian past time.

[????]

Kids- rain- inlaws......barely got above 2, pathetic.

[bigbadwolf]

That's no excuse Quids, disgusting!

[????]

I'm gonna start in a minute and we've a pub lunch tomorrow so I'm hoping for an improvement

[bigbadwolf]

If you consider yourself a good parent Quids I suggest you give your offspring their first 'tasting'.

[????]

Despite being a liberal alcoholic, I'm not convinced three and a half and 19 months is quite old enough

[bigbadwolf]

Let them be the judge of that.

[Mikecg]

Right now I'm as sober as a Judge but that will change by tonight me and Mrs MCG are going for a few libations tonight so hopefully I'll be smashed by 9:00.