Dildos.

[Jah Lush]

Remembrance dildo. Remember it's the thought that counts.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/26/remember-your-loved-one-by-putting-their-ashes-in-a-dildo-5168393/?ito=facebook

[Dog duck]

This thread is making me consider dusting down the 'bedroom bully'....

[DulwichFox]

The Devils Ken Russell . 1971

After Grandier?s execution, Baron De Laubardemont visits Mother Jeanne preparing for her exorcism act in a neighboring town; this road show reverberates with the birth of Venus at the film?s opening?both theatrical perversions of the birth of love.

He throws her a bone, ?a souvenir? he calls it; it is, literally, a charred bone from Grandier?s body that looks very much like a cock and balls. In another censored scene restored, Mother Jeanne uses it as a dildo to commune with the man she loved and destroyed.

DulwichFox

[malumbu]

Thought I'd actually look at the definition as I expect many confuse dildos and vibrators. Still reminds me of silly conversations when I was in my early teens at school and a fave silly joke about the lady who had a 'strapadictomy' operation. Interesting to hear that dildos are banned in some Southern US states.

So wiki defines this as

A dildo is a device designed for vaginal or anal penetration, usually solid and phallic in shape. Some expand this definition to include vibrators. Others exclude penis prosthetic aids, which are known as "extensions". Some include penis-shaped items clearly designed with vaginal penetration in mind even if they are not true approximations of a penis. Some people include devices designed for anal penetration (butt plugs) while others do not. These devices are often used by people of all genders and sexual orientations, for masturbation or for other sexual activity.

Well thers you go.

[DulwichFox]

Beware..

Batteries not included.

Foxy

[Otta]

"Some include penis-shaped items clearly designed with vaginal penetration in mind even if they are not true approximations of a penis."

Written by a bitter man or an oft disappointed woman.

[Zebedee Tring]

I thought that Dildo was the title character in "The Hobbit" until I discovered Smirnoff.

[LadyDeliah]

Dopamine1979 Wrote:

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> I think the world would be a much more peaceful

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Agreed; with or without a dildo, according to their own preference. I don't usually bother using mine as it's quicker by hand :-)

[uncleglen]

The ultimate?.....probably inspired by W. Burroughs Steely Dan

[Salsaboy]

Gimme a shout if your hand gets tired ;-)

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[LadyDeliah]

Lol, thanks for your kind offer Salsaboy :-)

[Salsaboy]

I'm ambidextrous by the way lol.

LadyDeliah Wrote:

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> Lol, thanks for your kind offer Salsaboy :-)

[Lisa Taylor]

Now i'm blushing : )

[Salsaboy]

I could probably help with that as well....

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[se22cat]

Is this some kind of meta re-enactment of conversations between The Lothario and female seeking organic wine?

[LadyDeliah]

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You'll need a snorkel.

[titch juicy]

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I can breathe through my ears

[Gary Mc]

Deliah

I am sure everyone should be having a go :)

[Salsaboy]

Yep, sorted there!

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[Loz]

EDF seems to have turned into a sexting channel.

[LadyDeliah]

I've just been to Cuba, sin consolador. To my surprise, I didn't need one.