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So I walked into this pub the other day and began to remove my half faced helmet and I heard this bloke near me look at me and say to his mates, "For f**k sake keep the helmet on, she's gonna put me off my beer."

Walked into another pub the other day and a guy said, "F**k me, if that's not a dyke, then this isn't my beer."

And today, walked into a pub and someone said "That makes Susan Boyle look good."


Least she can sing!


The uneducated Sun reading working classes are the problem here. We can never grow and rise above this sort of looks culture when the working classes think it perfectly acceptable to say the sort of things they say, when someone like me who is not a young or attractive female thinks it perfectly acceptable to walk into a pub alone. The educated middle classes may think those same things but have somehow acquired the manners not to say it - at least not to say it within my earshot.


So thanks for that!


Off you go...

Its so tedious the Simon Cowell productions'monopoly isnt it' We have Thousands of students doing performing arts courses'for what there are no playwrights noall round entertainment' just singers all singing through their noses and street dancers' oh dear'. wish i could get rich massaging these talentless morons'.

Haahahahahahhahahahahhh BoosBoss! yeah me and the Glengall Road Horse. We understand one another.

But Morag - there ARE loads of playwrights and TV writers and clever creative people with something to say - I am one of them and know loads of others. But the TV execs and the budgets and the advertising and the producers and the shareholders... they want what you see.

Yep - but only if you're female.


Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Susan Boyle I'm afraid will not make it in the

> long run. She has talent of course, but you need

> the Duffy look to go with the voice. That's a fact

> I'm afraid.

I have a strange mental image of her.


I see her in the morning standing bare foot on the lino in front of the old Armitage shanks basin cleaning her teeth with an electric toothbrush,

she is'nt wearing her glasses so she squints as she looks at her self in the mirror. She is wearing big pants and bra combo (american tan in colour though I don't dwell on this part)As she cleans her teeth she is giving herself a good talking to. She finishes with her teeth & picks up the Listerine, then she belts out a few high notes & finishes with a musical gargle.

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> but you need

> the Duffy look to go with the voice. That's a fact

> I'm afraid.



Not too keen on the "Duffy" look


more of a "Maria Shavrapova" man myself


however , Point taken...


but surely she is not going for the pop starlet style , she fits opera music fine

  • 1 month later...

After an hour in a City gym on sat morning, staring at myself in the mirror and listening to Genesis, I turned my attentions to Sky News where a respected clinical psychiatrist was interviewed and, based on his observation of her erratic behaviour was fearing the worst. This prompted Piers Morgan to phone in, slate the man with 25 years on Harley St and explain that Boyle was fine, what a load of nonsense, its all show business etc. Before no doubt driving off to the studios in his Ferrari (also listening to Genesis).


Cowell has a genius self orchestrated business model that generates superlative income from TV ratings, phone ins, the albums, the tours then hiving off the international rights. And he can't lose. And for that alone he is one of the very few Small Things that causes me Irrational rage. Morgan has his own thread so clearly no comment required.


I hope our "SuBo" gets well soon and wish her well.

@JayBee82


Hmmm, call me a cynic but this Priory escapade is a perfect way to divert the attention of 20million BGT viewers from the TV to the newspapers.


Having watched from the sidelines, like everybody else on planet earth, can anyone truthfully say that Susan Boyle ever looked like she was 'all there'? Five high profile days in The Priory isn't going to change much in regard to her mental state, i'm afraid.


She'll be rich but never happy. Why? As she thought she had won it and that fact will haunt her for the rest of her life. I'd be surprised if she wasn't at the Royal Variety Performance in some capacity....


Anyway, time for a run...

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