East Dulwich Swingers

[12345]

All of liberal minds.............There are already some single ladies and gents as well as married couples enjoying this exclusive circle already.

Why not PM and get involved!?

All very above board and relaxed - drinks and food lead to ?.......

[lizzie]

You do mean swinging as in swinging don't you?

[Mikecg]

Pamapas grass in ya front garden?

[LegalEagle-ish]

Will the pics be posted on Flickr?

[Jah Lush]

Car keys on the table?

[LegalEagle-ish]

Uhgh, imagine if you get a minger tho. Can you fling the keys back in?

[HonaloochieB]

What about an Oyster card?

[Mikecg]

What if you sneakily arrange to make an appearance and your other half is there when you arrive what would you do? I only ever swing on holiday that way theres no embarrasing encounters in the supermarket.

[Xena Worried prince]

Oh I say Matron, what sort of fracas is this, well I never, enjoying other's circles indeed, it would happen if Maggie was still in charge of the country, ohhh titter ye not for I think this may well be a serious post

Disgusting I say, shouldn't be allowed and all that

(PS 12345 have PM'ed you ;-) )

12345 Wrote:

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> All of liberal minds.............There are already

> some single ladies and gents as well as married

> couples enjoying this exclusive circle already.

>

> Why not PM and get involved!?

>

> All very above board and relaxed - drinks and food

> lead to ?.......

[KalamityKel]

So typical of you Xena! *rolls eyes*

[Xena Worried prince]

EYES bloody hell I thought we were throwing car keys in not eyes

[HonaloochieB]

So what music gets played at these events?

Obviously start with David Bowie's 'Boys Keep Swinging' just to get people loosened up.

Of course Sinatra's 'Songs For Swinging Lovers' would have to make an appearance at some point.

What other tunes could be played?. I suppose inevitably a few 'bangers' will be requested.

Will DJ for beer.

[KalamityKel]

"big spender" may just lead to disappointments all round!

[Mikecg]

Balls to your partner

Arse against the wall

If you've never been F*cked on a Saturday night

You've never been F*cked at all.

[HonaloochieB]

Xena: Worried prince Wrote:

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> EYES bloody hell I thought we were throwing car

> keys in not eyes

Lena Zavaroni's version of 'Mama He's Making Eyes At Me' is an admirable suggestion XWP.

Keep 'em coming.

[Mikecg]

Please I'm supposed to be working, is the OP serious?

[jaybee82]

I'm going for "Now I'm the king of the swingers whooa, the Jungle VIP..."

[HonaloochieB]

Mikecg Wrote:

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> Balls to your partner

> Arse against the wall

> If you've never been F*cked on a Saturday night

> You've never been F*cked at all.

I've been in touch with the Inverness Forum MikeCG, just to see if there's any chance of them sending the appropriate number of young women but frankly I think it's a long shot.

Actually now I think about it we might do better to order a 'mixed batch'.

I'll get back to you.

[HonaloochieB]

And if anyone famous turns up rest assured I'll be slapping on Sinatra's 'You Could Be Swinging On A Star' as soon as they set foot through the door.

You're not dealing with rubbish here you know.

[KalamityKel]

oh how classy!

[HonaloochieB]

Thanks KK, if a celeb turns up then you don't want to be fawning all over them, a subtle acknowledgement of their presence is all that's required.

[Jah Lush]

Gang Bang - Sensational Alex Harvey Band

Oh! Hang on, wrong thread. Oh! Maybe not.

[HonaloochieB]

I think that's one of those'let's just see how the evening is going' ones JL.

I think I'd rather it was sountracking an event than ecouraging it.

[Mikecg]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Mikecg Wrote:

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> > Balls to your partner

> > Arse against the wall

> > If you've never been F*cked on a Saturday night

> > You've never been F*cked at all.

>

> I've been in touch with the Inverness Forum

> MikeCG, just to see if there's any chance of them

> sending the appropriate number of young women but

> frankly I think it's a long shot.

> Actually now I think about it we might do better

> to order a 'mixed batch'.

> I'll get back to you.

As long as they dont come from Boleskine House Hona, the former residence of Jimmy Page and occultist Aleister Crowley, I wont mind but be careful if they arrive wearing black hooded robes you could end up being sacraficed.

[PeckhamRose]

Will motorcycle keys do?

And 12345 good for you. I'm sure you expected the daftness.