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Moos

Moos

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HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Moos. Elephants? Buns? What is going on with you

> today?

> Sort yourself out and be Billy Smart about it.


I'm sorry, HB. I just like buns. Especially the cinnamon ones, and the ones with a light glaze of icing.


*trumpets*


I think I've been in real life too long, my cyber-personality has become unhinged.

HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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Moos Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> -----

> > Moos. Elephants? Buns? What is going on with

> you

> > today?

> > Sort yourself out and be Billy Smart about it.

>

> I'm sorry, HB. I just like buns. Especially the

> cinnamon ones, and the ones with a light glaze of

> icing.


It'll be fine Moos, provided we make sure that 'buns' is a reference to young mens' quite petit butttock cheeks.

I think I can see where the cinnamon-coloured ones would feature. There are places where that sort of tanning would be the norm.

The 'light glaze of icing', I can understand might be a particular treat of your own, and who amongst us would say you nay?

Not I.

HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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Moos Wrote:

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> What is it with this chuffing forum, why are you

> all obsessed with bottoms? Stop it at once.

>

> Moosie Whitehouse.


I apologise for the cheek. That'll be the end of it then.

I'd arsek your forgiveness.

But if I did I'd probably have to make some comment about striking a bum note.

And then tell the world to 'pogue mahone', and frankly the bottom line is nobody should be forced down that road.

Still as REM once opined 'It's the end of the world as we know it'.

And they felt fine.

Weirdos.

Moos

Moos

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HB, reminds me of the wonderful, wonderful Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketch when they complain endlessly about gorgeous film stars constantly harrassing them (while continuously trying not to laugh themeselves):


Dud: and then I felt a hand on my cheek

Pete: (deadpan) Which cheek?

Dud: (long pause, lips quivering) Left upper

snorky

snorky

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I am sorry, but F*ckoff with your Craig Murray suggestion


proven misuse government property / sexual misconduct / strong runours of Visas for Sex / piss artistry / complete lack of tact - he is perfectly qualified to fit in with the present lot.


there is not room for people like this.

digitalronin

digitalronin

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You're right, Snorky, what could I possibly have been thinking?


The fact that he gave up his entire diplomatic career to try and call the government to account for turning us into a nation that supports torture is obviously as nothing compared to the fact that he likes a drink and has trouble keeping it in his pants.


With priorities like yours it's easy to see how we ended up with a bunch of corrupt, lying, cheating scumbags in office.


Oh, and "F*ckoff with your Craig Murray suggestion"? ... Classy.

snorky

snorky

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digitalronin Wrote:

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> You're right, Snorky, what could I possibly have

> been thinking?

>

> The fact that he gave up his entire diplomatic

> career to try and call the government to account

> for turning us into a nation that supports torture

> is obviously as nothing compared to the fact that

> he likes a drink and has trouble keeping it in his

> pants.

>

> With priorities like yours it's easy to see how we

> ended up with a bunch of corrupt, lying, cheating

> scumbags in office.

>

> Oh, and "F*ckoff with your Craig Murray

> suggestion"? ... Classy.


thats me in a nutshell


Do you think Murray was railroaded into the job ? he knew the rules, he took the fat salary and got caught out.


NO better than an MP, but thats not the point is it

mockney piers

mockney piers

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In all fairness as much as I do admire CM's stand against the use of torture at a time when too many poliicians and civil servants turned a blind eye to protect their careers, he's not exactly leadership material.


A self confessed philanderer, adulterer, a borderline alcoholic, the tabloids would crucify him. A pity his integrity didn't stretch to being a good husband or father. And that book is painfully self aggrandizing isn't it.


Don't know what caught out means when he as clearly framed in order to appease the yanks who are still happy to support the regime in order to keep that gas in their sphere rather than the Russian one. Georgia mark two there may just be a matter of time.

louisiana

louisiana

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mockney piers Wrote:

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> In all fairness as much as I do admire CM's stand

> against the use of torture at a time when too many

> poliicians and civil servants turned a blind eye

> to protect their careers, he's not exactly

> leadership material.


Neither are most MPs. The last thing the government wants is several hundred wannabe leaders.


>

> A self confessed philanderer, adulterer, a

> borderline alcoholic, the tabloids would crucify

> him. A pity his integrity didn't stretch to being

> a good husband or father. And that book is

> painfully self aggrandizing isn't it.


Crikey, he'd fit into the House really well.

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